I'm sure you are all familiar with Simon Cowell (if not where have you been?!!)...if not here is quick info reel:
Simon Cowell
Dob: October 7th 1959
Skills: A&R Executive, TV personality/producer
Business: Owner of Syco (Tv production and music publishing house), he produced a couple hits in his time "So Macho" by Sinitta and some Westlife and Five stuff too, the man was part of a 'Hit Factory' producing some of 80's and 90's most well known pop chart tracks.
Cowell also owns the Idol, X-Factor (UK), Britains Got Talent franchise, Got Talent and American Inventor.....
In short homeboy is 'making it rain' in countries and languages some of us will never see....or understand! Estimated to be worth a staggering $200M (£112M), Mr Cowell can afford to be as rude as he likes.....and he is!
See! Anyway the real reason for this post is to highlight the apparent 'Idol fever' that is taking over the world....yes I said it...THE WORLD!
Ok so we are all familiar with American Idol and Pop Idol, but ladies and gents.....I have a super delight for your comic pleasure. Please take time and indulge in the hilarity below, it is most definately worth it!
Indian Idol
OK so its not in english but you can get the drift....he was....well....erm....LMAO!
Polish Idol
"The kid is not my one" lol
Kazakhstan Idol
"Freestyler"
Malaysian Idol
"The kids is be not my son" - I love it
West African Idol
"I doesn't care whos wrong or right"
South Africa Idol
The man is actually King
East African Idol
I actually wet myself.....I really did.
Austrailian Idol
This guy is special
There are loads more, go have a look.....
Oh yes, how could I forget the Bulgarian legend that is Valentina Hasan who sang
"Ken Lee"
Friday, 17 October 2008
Simon Cowell is King
Wednesday, 15 October 2008
Beware of the Goonch
--This picture is of a small Goonch--
I'm not an amphibious individual, so the ocean, sea, or swimming pool are not going to be places I frequent.
However being the cautious individual I am, I make a point of knowing all the predatory animals and their natural habitats.....so humour me;
Lions - African plains, (Kenya, South Africa to name but 2 places)
Tigers - Asian jungle, (India, Siberia to name but 2 places)
Sharks - Australian, Pacific, African coasts/oceans
OK so your getting the picture....you know the beasts above and are familiar with their varied abilities and strengths... Right, well ladies and gentlemen I bring you "The Goonch" ....yes that's right "The Goonch"......"what is it, with a name like that it can't be scary" I hear you say?.........Wrong! 
--This is a man eating Goonch--
A distant cousin of the 'Cat Fish'(Siluriformes) this bad boy can grow to 200lbs and 6ft long. "The Goonch" inhabits many waters of the world but attention needs to be drawn to the Goonch's of India. Apparently they have been accused of "developing a taste" for human flesh!
I know crazy right? So here's how it happens, in India the remains of funeral pyres are set into the Great Kali river, this river is inhabited by,....you guessed it, "The Goonch", so the remains of people past have been consumed by the behemoth fishzilla and thus a thirst for more was born.
Despite my somewhat 'blahzay' account of this it is quite serious, the Goonch's have been hunting live humans! However there have only been 3 reported instances of Goonch's snatching people.
Amongst the victims are one 18yr old last week, a 17yr old in April 1988 and then 3 months later another young boy was pulled below the surface.
People please don't swim, bath or play in the Great Kali river, it could be the end of you!
Sunday, 7 September 2008
Vogue India's less than tasteful "poverty is fashionable" shoot
"An old woman missing her upper front teeth holds a child in rumpled clothes — who is wearing a Fendi bib" (retail price, about £50/$100)
486 million people in India are living on less than 65p ($1.25) per day.
A man models a Burberry umbrella in Vogue that costs about £100/$200.
These wonderfully stark contrasts are brought to you by Vogue India. In its “16-page vision of supple handbags, bejeweled clutches and status-symbol umbrellas, modeled not by runway stars or the wealthiest fraction of Indian society who can actually afford these accessories, but by average Indian people.”
Hey, after all, why buy actual food when you can spend the £100 that took you 178 days to earn copping that very pretty Burberry umbrella? Right, Vogue?
*smh*
(Pictures from NYT)
Artist Nadia Plesner recently did a campaign for the starving in Darfur:
The image casts a Sudanese child from the troubled Darfur region in the role of Paris Hilton, complete with small pink-clad dog and designer handbag, in order to criticize the media's excessive coverage of attention-seeking celebutantes rather than genocidal conflict. In Nadia's words, "Since doing nothing but wearing designerbags and small ugly dogs appearantly is enough to get you on a magasine cover, maybe it is worth a try for people who actually deserves and needs attention."
LOUIS VUITTON SUED HER.
Nadia's website: Click! Click! Click!
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Michael Phelps is a sore......Winner!
Winning isn't everything. Sometimes the greatest thing about winning is making other people feel bad about not winning. Michael Phelps may not know what not winning feels like, but he sure knows how to rub his victories in his opponents' faces.
LFMAO
From: Magichugs.com READ MORE!
COCAINE IS A HELLAVA DRUG: JoJo from Jodeci Passes out on stage IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG!
FROM THIS:
TO THIS:
I have seen this splashed all over the net so i guess im really posting it for the benefit of those who have'nt seen it and the fact that I am a DIE HARD Jodeci fan!
Ok so JoJo and K-Ci are on the stage singing at the Jodeci reunion tour in Australia and then from nowhere JOJO JUST PASSES THE FUCK OUT! MID SONG!
But what really gets me is how the big bodyguard looking dude AND K-Ci just act like this shit is "normal"
*smh*
You gotta see it to believe it, the dramatic fall out is at about the 1:48 mark
COCAINE IS A HELLAVA DRUG
Hit "READ MORE" to hear K-Ci's "excuses" (radio interview) about what happened. Oh! and you gotta check out what my baby Devante (swoon) has gone and done to himself!
Lord give me strength! Devante went and put a tattoo ON HIS FACE!
He's gone from.....
The flyness
To Cracktastic!
COCAINE IS A HELLAVA DRUG......
READ MORE!
Friday, 22 August 2008
Celebs in Poundland!!
If your not familiar with "Poundland" it probably means you do not live in the UK, in America i think they call similar shops "Dollar Stores". Basically they are shops full of cheap crappy stuff that costs £1 or $1.
We all know celebs like to endorse all kinds of shit, but something tells me no one gave permission for their images to be used on the following "Poundland" pieces of crap....
Hit read more for the rest of the post!!
Meet Yoda, the cat with FOUR Ears!
So here we have "Yoda" the four-earred cat. He was actually born like this and was adopted by a Chicago couple 2 years ago.
His owner Valerie (below) is paranoid that someone is going to try and pussynap Yoda, so she always keeps him indoors. Good thinking, he might scare babies and children! lol
From: Daily Mail Online READ MORE!
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