SHAVE THE BABY!!

Its been awhile since the last time we have posted, outside priorities have prevented our usual dedication to the site. Please accept our fullest apologies but rest assured that we are BACK IN FULL EFFECT!

Ok to start things off i found this MOST DISTURBING Japanese doll. "Shave the baby"? WTF? Im actually quite speechless.....


Ill let you guys caption this monstrosity!!!

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Drugs - Still the best way to lose weight!

I was suffering from withdrawal from my fave drug....Amy Winehouse! (lol), i have'nt had anything really f*cked up to write about her for some time now....hmmm i'm not even sure if that is a good or bad thing?

So i happened to stumble upon this "before" pic of Amy...now lets look at the shocking decline......

GOING.......

GOING......


GONE!
EVEN MORE GONE!


FUCKED!

Pics Via: Skirmisher.org

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Lets take a look at all of China's OLYMPIC FAKERY so far........

China really has excelled themselves with the "magical fakery" that has come to light (so dam) early on into the Olympic games, which is being held in China's Capital Beijing....

Lets start with the stunning “fencing off” [photo above] to hide the country’s unsettling urban underbelly, China’s hosted Olympics has got to be the best fake Olympics ever......

Lets look at more amazing magical fakery.....

Next there was the scandal behind the singing of the national anthem at the opening ceremony. Billions of viewers worldwide were mesmerised by the cute little chinese girl (on the right of the picture) belting out the song with a "perfect" voice.

But it was in fact the girl on the left who had sang the song and pre-recorded it, the "prettier" version was merely lip-syncing the whole thing!

The girl who actually sang the song, Yang Peiyi was apparently not attractive enough for the ceremonies and did not meet their standards of “perfection.”

"I don't see anything wrong with it, if everybody concerned agrees," said Wang Wei, of the organising committee.

Nonetheless, the story had disappeared from several leading Chinese news websites on Wednesday, including that of the broadcaster which broke the story.

Video: Click! Click! Click!

THE OPENING FIREWORKS

Apparently the folks at the Olympics thought it was too dangerous for helicopters to film the actual fireworks at the stadium during the opening ceremonies, so they used pre-recorded, computer-generated fireworks. I think that, just like the fake voice-over above, they decided that the “perfect” image the rest of the world should see, is one they could'nt really create......

*smh*

Wait! theres much more.....


Olympic organisers admitted today that they are using volunteers to fill swathes of empty seats at competition venues as concerns grow at the failure of ticket holders to attend events.

There have also been large numbers of yellow-shirted "cheerleaders" present at some events, recruited to create an atmosphere and to prevent the embarrassing spectacle of empty seats appearing on television.

At the Capital Gymnasium earlier this week there were three blocks of several hundred yellow-shirted spectators cheering loudly for Venezuela as they took on the USA at volleyball.

Yesterday, organisers claimed that the cheerleaders were in fact spectators, but today Wang Wei, vice-president of Bocog, conceded that they had been recruited by venue managers to fill seats.



Probably the most heinous fakery going on right now has to do with the ages of two girls competing on the Chinese women’s gymnastics team.

Two 14, I mean, 16 year old girls on the team, He Kexin and Jiang Yuyuan are supposedly of age, but records indicate that they are probably as young as 14 years old. China produced passports for the two children which show them to be 16 years old. Of course, birth certificates are unavailable, but even they would be incredibly easy to fake as well. There is a huge advantage to having young gymnasts - they are much smaller, and thus able to perform more dangerous techniques and, unfortunately, far more willing to perform those techniques despite the risk.



Even the weather has been faked in China during Olympics. Over 1000 rockets were fired into the clouds to keep the rain from coming down during the opening ceremonies. The controversial technique of firing silver iodide crystals was the largest known effort in the history of mankind to prevent rain. It seemed to work, as the event went off flawlessly.


I think all this fakery brings about the big question — WHAT IS THE REAL CHINA REALLY LIKE?

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Now here's a Psychic you can definatly trust

With such a full and convincing head of hair how could you not?

Check out his website here: Click! Click! Click!

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Italians Sunbathe on a beach with CHILDREN'S DEAD BODIES just metres away!!

The bodies of two drowned Roma children lie covered by towels on an Italian beach while holidaymakers carry on unfazed enjoying the sun.

Many Italians have such a deep-rooted dislike of the Roma, not even death fazes them.

Their bodies were left on the beach for an hour before being collected, just covered by a beach towel while people just got back to sunbathing and playing football.

A Naples coastguard spokesman said: "From what we have established these children had come from a camp at Giuliano near Naples on a train and had at first begged by the station."

Then they moved onto the beach and were selling trinkets and begging and as with all children they were drawn to the water but sadly two of them drowned.

"I need to work on my tan....f*ck the dead children!"....?????

From: Mail on Sunday

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Seattle's Filthy, Prostitute & Junkie Ridden Automated Public Toilets Now Available on eBay

After spending $5 million of the city's tax dollars on high-tech, self-cleaning public toilets and then watching them quickly devolve into disgusting havens for just about every urban deviance imaginable, the city of Seattle is trying to cut their losses by selling all five of them on eBay, where they can be yours for $89,000 each, discarded crack pipes not included......

NYTimes:

“I’m not going to lie: I used to smoke crack in there,” said one homeless woman, Veronyka Cordner, nodding toward the toilet behind Pike Place Market. “But I won’t even go inside that thing now. It’s disgusting.”

Ebay Auction Link: Click! Click! Click!

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(Creepy) Gangsta Babies

Filed under the most bizarre collectible announcement of the week is this new line from Mezco Toyz. They’re the Gangsta Babies, and they’re disturbingly blinged out 10″ infants, certainly ready to do drive-bys from their push prams. The first series from this weird new line will include:

* Pookie - The green-eyed baller. But don’t make him cranky…ya wouldn’t like him when he’s cranky. Featuring a thermal shirt, t-shirt, dew rag, ring, and pimped out pacifier necklace (Above)

* Benjino - This carrot-toped homey is holding the fort down. Featuring a red bubble vest, football jersey, jeans, cassette-shaped ring and old school boom box necklace.
* Rey Rey - From around the way way, a playa who is #1 with all the Shorties. Featuring a hoodie, skullcap, camo jacket and shorts. He represents with his “GB” dog tags.
* Big Deuce - Everyone knows this lil shot-caller is runnin’ things. Featuring a baseball hat, shirt, cuffed jeans, and white do rag, diamond ring, gold rope bracelet, and crown pendant.



Someone please tell me who the hell buys this sort of shit???? The same sort of person that dresses their baby like this I suppose? Click! Click! Click!

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Rock & Royal Chandeliers will really add "class" to your home.......

Is there really a better way to say “I have millions of dollars and I know how to tastefully spend it” than with a chandelier in your home shaped like a handgun, an AK-47, Skull & Cross Bones or a giant spider? I didn’t think so.

Rock and Royal is based in Rotterdam in The Netherlands, they’ve been creating custom chandeliers for clients all over the world since about 2005. Designers Hans van Bentem and Arno Coenen are responsible for the pieces pictured above, but they also do custom tile mosaics which quite frankly are exactly what you’d expect given what some of their chandeliers look like! Since it seems the company only does custom work, there’s no pricing information available on their site, so if you’ve been dreaming of a giant Mutant Ninja Turtle chandelier your whole life, you’ll need to contact them directly for a quote.

Hit the “Read More” link to view the “Pièce de résistance” of this chandelier collection.....you haven’t seen anything yet!


Yes! A Penis Chandelier…just what the big swinging DICK in your life has always wanted! It could be teamed with this VAGINA COUCH to really "sex up" your abode.....

All jokes aside, if I ever entered a home or building with this chandelier in it, I would LEAVE IMMIDIATLY!

What sort of person would want one of these anyway?????


Link to thier website: Click! Click! Click!

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Car Advert made of MONEY placed in Central London - Lasts just 30 Minutes!

Credit-crunched Londoners grabbed pocketfuls of pennies yesterday at the launch of a 20-foot billboard advert made entirely from one-pence coins. The unique installation – made using over 20,000 pennies – only lasted 30 minutes as hundreds of opportunistic passers-by seized their moment to pick up a penny or two.

The penny billboard was unveiled in London’s New Oxford Street to advertise the 769,500-pence starting price of the new Chevrolet Aveo.

Things like this make me embarrassed to be a Londoner! I mean what is the point of taking a sack load of pennies? Not only will they weigh you down, but you also couldn’t even buy a cup of coffee with the proceeds? Its nothing but greed and opportunism! WTF people of London?

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SHOCKING! Teenager throws 8 month old baby ACROSS THE ROOM!

I have no words for this fuckrey......

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Sunday Link Soup

The Louis Vuitton Rubbish Bag: LV GOES TO THE DUMPS!

David Beckham gets caught watching booty by Posh!: I SAW YOU LOOKING!

Choose a Muslim Bride: WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

How do you hide an Elephant: WITH DIFFICULTY?

Walk around looking like a monster: THE MONSTER HOODIE

Strange and wonderful Vending Machines: NOT A COKE CAN IN SIGHT!

The Toilet paper wedding dress: LETS HOPE IT DOESNT RAIN!

Blood Soap: BECAUSE EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT!

Renewable Clothing: ITS BORING WEARING THE SAME THING!

Mobile Phones are: EVIL!

Celebrities 20 years from now: LOOKING OLD & WRINKLY!

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Creepy faceless people lurking around in the UK....WHY?

First they showed up at Elton Johns White Ball, then at Wimbledon, then they went to the Harrods Sale in London...... now today they have been spotted again at Henley Regatta!

Who or what are these people?

First it was suggested that they were from the organisation Anonymous

But now io9 is reporting they are part of a viral marketing campaign for Lotus. You know, the car company.....WTF?

Hmmm...Click! Click! Click!

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Amy winehouse's shenanigans at Glastonbury & Nelson Mandela's Birthday Party......

I can never tire of our favourite crack-head's antics! Today i have an all new, in depth look at the madnesses of Amy's performances at Nelson Mandela's Birthday concert and also at the Glastonbury Festival.....

As Amy took to the stage at Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Concert, Amy was not going to miss the opportunity to make a plea for her Blake Incarcerated. While singing "Free Nelson Mandela" during the finale, Amy changed the words to, “Free Blakey my fella.” only Cracked out Amy would have the nerve to pull that shit! She probably got the cut eye of death from Mr Mandela!


Theres video of that performance here: Click! Click! Click!

Ok, so the following day she performed at the Glastonbury Festival. During her (shakey) rendition of "Rehab" she mingled amung the front row of the crowd and then proceeded to ELBOW and PUNCH a fan......

Aparently he tried to grab her breast or her bee-hive....conflicting reports.......

VIDEO....


Hmmmm.....ANGRY! Well at least Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break things up! LOL

Next Amy went on to call Kanye West a C*unt during one of her songs.....

Below is the video of Wino singing "I'm not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee." It's at the 2-minute mark.....you gotta give it to her...Amy knows how to entertain!




Kanye West actually responded on HIS BLOG....but all he said was this:



Bad reports aside.....don't you think shes looking a little better? Well at least compared to this: Click! Click! Click!

Amy arriving at Mandela's Concert

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Assault with CHICKEN!

Bad: Assaulting your mum
Really bad: Stabbing your mom with a fork
Why?-worthy: While you’re at it, beating another woman with a frozen chicken!


Meet Frederick McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, Michigan, who was arraigned in Jackson county courtroom with two felony assaults, one of which is "assault with chicken":

"He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused to give him money, and then, an hour later, he attacked a neighbor woman with a chicken," Jackson County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Mark Blumer told the Ann Arbor news.

A short time later, he encountered two other women talking on the sidewalk on Woodbridge Street. The woman said he said something nasty to them and hit one of them over the head with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.

From: Click! Click! Click!

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SUNDAY LINK SOUP

Disney has some seriously dubious characters, heres an indept look: 9 MOST RACIST DISNEY CHARACTERS

A T-Shirt made entirely from sweaty armpit stains! Ewwww: THE ARMPIT SHIRT

The pen that will always be returned: BORROW MY PEN?

Bierstick Lets You Chug Beer At 1 Can Per Second: BIERSTICK

Pharell designs really weird chair: THE PERSPECTIVE CHAIR

Sesame Street Great Art Parodies: GREAT ART SESAME ST STYLE

Lily McElroy throws herself at men....litterally!: LILY MCELROY

Man charged with assualt with a deadly weapon....for spitting!: CAN SPIT BE A DEADLY WEAPON?

How to use an indian toilet: PLACE FEET FIRMLY ON EACH SIDE

When body buiding and steroids go too far: MAN MOUNTAINS

Edible Chocolate Assholes:EDIBLE ANUS

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3 year old Stripper in Training?

Well...this little girl is shaking her butt for the on-lookers, but what really turns my stomach is that they even "make it rain" on her.....this is just so inappropriate, its even difficult to watch....im hoping its just a cultural exchange that i don't understand?

Personally i find this video somewhat tragic, but thankfully towards the end it appears that her Father does not approve (why is he the only one?) and puts a stop to the "show".

I bet her mumma bought her these rediculous baby shoes when she was an infant:

HEELARIOUS HEELS - "BABIES FIRST HEELS"

(Sadly) Available here: Click! Click! Click!

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Billionaire Henry T. Nicholas III built 'sex & drugs cave under mansion'

Broadcom co-founder and former CEO Henry T. Nicholas III is not a typical nerd. He’s worth $2 billion dollars, and owns not only a drug warehouse but also an underground sex & drugs den! He’s also been accused of trafficking drugs and apparently slips ecstasy to business associates.

This except from the NY Times was somewhat shocking: "In 2001, Nicholas smoked so much marijuana during a flight on a private jet between Orange County and Las Vegas that the pilot had to put on an oxygen mask, the indictment states."

A Gas Mask? How does one even smoke that much weed? I’ve seen Snoop Dogg videos where the room is full of smoke but I thought that just must be special effects? I apologise for my naivety. But with that said, fuck a gas mask, just inhale! LOL

More on the story here: Click! Click! Click!

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Has Rapper Nas sold himself out?

With his wacky Kanye-esque Photos....a bid to sell more records?

Pictures after the jump!




.....Nas dont even dress like that! smh

Taken from: Mediatakeout.com

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CUBICLE RAGE!

This guy goes absolutely berserk in his office! It all gets captured on the CCTV camera. I wish i knew what caused this! Maybe he hadn't had his caffine fix that morning! LOL




Someone filmed this "outburst" from another angle on thier mobile phone....you can view it here: LiveLeak

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BACON OVERLOAD!!!

Bacon.....you either love it or hate it.....some even condemn it to the depths of hell! But either way, i never really thought about the popularity of Bacon until i saw some of the weird and wonderful "Bacon" themed items available online......

Lets take a peek.......



1 - The Bacon Tuxedo

First up we have one of the most weird Bacon offerings! Not only does this suit have an all over Bacon print....get this! It is also BACON SCENTED.........!!! Its quite reasonably priced too at only $99/£50...go on you know you want one! You can wear it to the club.....LOL

FROM: Archie McPhee




2 - The Bacon Wallet

Here's a novel way to "bring home the Bacon".
FROM: Perpetual Kid





3 - Bacon Air Freshener

Love the smell of Bacon? Well now you can take the smell with you where ever you go!Hang it in your car, office, bathroom......bedroom?

FROM: Bacon&Meat.com





4 - Bacon Plasters/Band-Aid

Put a Bacon strip over that boo-boo and it will be healed in half the time! LOL

FROM:Gifts for All






5 - Chocolate Covered Bacon

If you actually want to eat this i suggest you book yourself into the cardiac unit before hand! (and possibly the Mental Health unit too! LOL)

FROM:Kevins Tech Ramblings






6 - The Bacon Bra

This woman, a self confessed Bacon addict, made a bra out of Bacon then sat out in the sun until it "cooked"

FROM: Loona.net





7 - The Bacon Scarf

Want to wrap yourself in Bacon? Well i guess this is the healthiest way to do it....

FROM: ohGizmo!





8 - Bacon Salt

Because "Everything should taste like Bacon"

FROM: Bacon Salt





9 - Bacon Mints

Well the people over at AV Club actually tried these mints and the review is halarious!

FROM: AV Club





10 - Bacon T-Shirts

Dress yourself in Bacon.....


FROM: MEAT-O-MATIC.com






11 - Bacon Cups

Edible decorative cups made of......Bacon

FROM: NotMartha






12 - Bacon Coffee

With the aroma of fresh Coffee, Maple Syrup and Smokey Bacon.......

FROM: Boca Java






13 - Bacon Vodka

Just....WHY?
FROM: Brownie Points


Last dregs:

Bacon Briefcase

Bacon Luggage Tags

Gummy Bacon



Phew! That was epic! Thats why i called the post "Bacon Overload"!

Lets finish off with a quick poll....

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