"Expert" Reggae Dance Moves for Men

Reggae/Bashment dance moves have always been pretty wacky, but ive always thought of them as quite spontaneous rather than choreographed. These videos aim to teach you all the latest moves. But I can’t stop laughing at the seriousness of this guy trying to teach you a dance called “The Willy Bounce”. And for gods sakes….who needs instructions on how to do a move called “Row the Boat”?













I’m of the opinion that if you actually NEED these video’s to show you the dance moves….perhaps you should try something else, like ballroom dancing perhaps?

N.B. That is not me, my friends or anyone i know in the pic at the top.....

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Meet the "Montauk Monster"

I saw this uber-creepy picture cropping up around the net. Turns out this creature (known as the Montauk Monster) washed up on the beach somewhere in the US.

A witness says:
"This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island[.]"

A week later another picture pops up of this monster:

The three girls who found and photographed the creature are interviewed here:

So what do we think? Photoshop? Some sort of internet viral marketing? A silly hoax? Or for the more optimistic among us....do you think this is real?

I'm usually of the pessimistic persuasion when it comes to things like this ...but im still fascinated! So ill be keeping you all updated on what this monster really is!

Source: Click! Click! Click!

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Blatant Racism towards Obama Broadcast live on CNN!

"I just don't know if I can see a black man making a change. Only black man I ever seen with change had a cup in his hand."

I have no words for this......

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Highway Madness - Indian Style!

First we showed you those Crazy Arabs skating down the highway (in flip-flops!) at top speed!

Well today we have "Highway madness - Indian style"!

Watch this guy riding a motorbike, lying on his back while sending a text message on his mobile phone during rush hour in India.

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The Drunken Belarusian Referee

Soccer referee Sergei Shmolik had to be helped off the pitch as he staggered around complaining of Back pain. The match was held in Minsk, Lithuania last weekend. Doctors did tests, but blood tests showed he was just REALLY DRUNK! Doh!




This guy has got some serious Nerve! Look at the way he feigns "Back-Ache" throughout the video! LMAO!

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HUMAN MIRROR - New York Subway prank using IDENTICAL TWINS!

The prankster group, Improv Everywhere uses identical twins, to confuse the hell out of NYC subway riders! The reactions are halarious as an army of twins decends upon the public........

Full mission report: Click! Click! Click

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SHOCKING! Teenager throws 8 month old baby ACROSS THE ROOM!

I have no words for this fuckrey......

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Take a pill and you can "Be Kanye"!!

Kanye West stars in a new viral campaign by Absolut Vodka about a drug called “Be Kanye” that turns you into the famous rapper! Potential side effects from the drug include “awesomeness, increased appeal, and the cool factor.” (Cockiness, arrogance and general self- indulgence? – Joyfalula)

The "Be Kanye" Website: Click! Click! Click!

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Soulja Boy is bigger than I realised

Ok....so Soulja boy fever hit us back in May 2007.......or whenever it was and we were all "You! Crank dat Soulja boy" at the most random and inappropriate times.....anyway on the back of Soulja boys commercial success we had a whole raft of remix's, parodies and international covers.....on the back of seeing one today that I must have missed, I thought I would share in the entertainment and offer you this selection of Soulja Boy hilarity!
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Crank that Kosher Boy....yes this is a Jewish remix!


Crank dat curry sauce...the Indian remix!


Crank dat Naija boy....the Nigerian remix

Who do you think wins?

Want to add some Soulja Girl into your life? HIT ME!

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Amy winehouse's shenanigans at Glastonbury & Nelson Mandela's Birthday Party......

I can never tire of our favourite crack-head's antics! Today i have an all new, in depth look at the madnesses of Amy's performances at Nelson Mandela's Birthday concert and also at the Glastonbury Festival.....

As Amy took to the stage at Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Concert, Amy was not going to miss the opportunity to make a plea for her Blake Incarcerated. While singing "Free Nelson Mandela" during the finale, Amy changed the words to, “Free Blakey my fella.” only Cracked out Amy would have the nerve to pull that shit! She probably got the cut eye of death from Mr Mandela!


Theres video of that performance here: Click! Click! Click!

Ok, so the following day she performed at the Glastonbury Festival. During her (shakey) rendition of "Rehab" she mingled amung the front row of the crowd and then proceeded to ELBOW and PUNCH a fan......

Aparently he tried to grab her breast or her bee-hive....conflicting reports.......

VIDEO....


Hmmmm.....ANGRY! Well at least Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break things up! LOL

Next Amy went on to call Kanye West a C*unt during one of her songs.....

Below is the video of Wino singing "I'm not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee." It's at the 2-minute mark.....you gotta give it to her...Amy knows how to entertain!




Kanye West actually responded on HIS BLOG....but all he said was this:



Bad reports aside.....don't you think shes looking a little better? Well at least compared to this: Click! Click! Click!

Amy arriving at Mandela's Concert

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Frozen Restaurant Prank!

Charlie Todd of Improv Everywhere, did this stunt at a suburban Taco Bell Grand Opening in America. The facial expressions of the unsuspecting lunchtime crowd when 40 performers just froze mid-slurp and mid-bite are pure halarity!





The same folks also did this "Meet a Black guy" stunt, where a black guy opened a stand in Aspen, Colorado, where the population is 94.9% white and just 0.44% black.....

You can view the video here: Click! Click! Click!

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3 year old Stripper in Training?

Well...this little girl is shaking her butt for the on-lookers, but what really turns my stomach is that they even "make it rain" on her.....this is just so inappropriate, its even difficult to watch....im hoping its just a cultural exchange that i don't understand?

Personally i find this video somewhat tragic, but thankfully towards the end it appears that her Father does not approve (why is he the only one?) and puts a stop to the "show".

I bet her mumma bought her these rediculous baby shoes when she was an infant:

HEELARIOUS HEELS - "BABIES FIRST HEELS"

(Sadly) Available here: Click! Click! Click!

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Out of control 10 year old kid SLAPS his own Mother!!

Dr. Phil recently featured Wendy and her 10-year-old son Noah. Ever since her young daughter passed away from cancer, Noah has been out of control. He has even called CPS and told them she was abusing him.

In the clip below, Noah slaps his mum in the face! The woman must be on a 10-minute delay because it's like she doesn't realize that he even slapped her! WTF!?!?

Noah and Latarian Milton should hook up so they can go and do "hood rat stuff" together.

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CUBICLE RAGE!

This guy goes absolutely berserk in his office! It all gets captured on the CCTV camera. I wish i knew what caused this! Maybe he hadn't had his caffine fix that morning! LOL




Someone filmed this "outburst" from another angle on thier mobile phone....you can view it here: LiveLeak

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Respect My Skills Part 1

We've all seen the TV talent shows and contests and marvalled at some of the talent on display, however there are always the 'special' few that miss the exposure and we never see them.

Anyway, I have put together a small collection of young talent from all over the world for your visual and audio delight.......


First up we have this entry from Turkey! This brimming young talent is called Yunus, the instrument he's murdering is called a Darbuka and he can really play

Yunus playing as very young child

Entry two is of a 5yr old girl of asian (far east) origin (not sure where so can't say), she is playing the Piano and the song is Fur Elisa by Beethoven


I don't know about you but I'm starting to feel talentless......

Third on the list is American born Tony Royster Jr, this little guy (12yrs old) is playing the drums and the piece he is playing he composed himself as a tribute. This guy is something special a well spent 8mins...


I'm going to go and cry now, due to my lack of talent!

There will be more soon........(I'm gonna try and learn some guitar solo or something!)

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OWNED!! - Laughing at others misfortune (VIDEOS)

Vids after the jump.........

Drunk girl gets OWNED by toilet!





OWNED by Butter!

Videos found at: Regretfulmorning.com

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*WARNING* - GRAPHIC! A womans guide to taking a shit at her Man's House

Alexyss K Tylor gives a well needed lesson in taking a shit at your mans house. I know there are loads of women out there "backing their shit up" when they visit thier mans house (not me of course! LOL)........

Click on read more to hear Alexyss's words of wisdom - BUT BE WARNED! You probably haven't heard such a graphic commentary in your ENTIRE LIFE!



I CANT WAIT TO HEAR YOU GUYS COMMENTS ON THIS! - to shit or not to shit....that is the question?!?!?!

Over at blogxilla they have compiled a quick guide to go along with the video, you can check it out here: Click! Click! Click!

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Great ways to put on your Jeans!

Ever woken up and said to yourself "I'm going to do a back flip off of a see-saw into my jeans"? Me neither. But this guy has with a little help from his friends.....

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Explore the science of a BitchSlap!

This post has a special place in my heart and is dedicated to all those who were born in the 80's and before, it celebrates a time old tradition that cannot be appreciated today due to all the PC and 'Socially responsable' behaviour we are all expected to adhere to.

Ladies and gentle I bring you the BitchSlap! The beauty lies in the scientific explanation behind one of lives most exciting 'special' moves. You see the BitchSlap is not just an assault, its an assault that is not questioned or second guess, it makes a point without saying a word, it ends arguements. The BitchSlap is the full stop of physical assaults......anyway enough rambling watch and enjoy.


The way the skin moves in reaction to the slap is priceless!

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This could just be the best invention ever!!!!

Lord knows there have been many many many inventions offered to the world, some useful, some expensive and some.....WTF???

This gem below is a seriously exciting little number and I have now decided that I NEED it in my life.....how did I live without it????

Please watch the video to the end....I can't believe my life was so incomplete up until this point.
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I know....I know exactly how you feel....you MUST have it also right?

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