The Two way Toilet - Would you use it?

An artist has created a usable public toilet in a glass cube to challenge the curiosity - and bravery - of people passing London's Tate Britain gallery.....
It's impossible to see in, but the "user" can see out. So now you have the option of reading the newspaper or just people watching while you do your business!

WOULD YOU USE IT???

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Celebrities with "Wino-Face"

"The Daily Mail posted a few pictures from Worth1000 of what different celebrities would look like with Amy Wino's crackface condition. Wino's rep still claims it's "impetigo," so celebrities might look like her very soon. That shit is contagious. It would be such a beautiful world if all those skanks were walking around with ass warts on their face like this."

EWWWW!

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VIA: Dlisted.com

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Jewish Reggae.......

Reggae music is trendy.....it seems over trendy, here we have a Jewish....yes I said it, a Jewish artist! "Quick throw some money so he will go away!"



I'm going to buy his album, then sort through the tracks and make a megamix CD with the Hungarian Rapper featuring....I'll call it "Tales from the Eastern Block"

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Bad Eastern European Music

Keeping to the subject of the previous post, I've got another gem for you, fair enough someone rapping to a mobile phone camera in a field, at least he didn't publicly humiliate himself. Not like our next video:

This is Valentina Hasan, in the Bulgarian version of Pop Idol singing Mariah Carey's classic "Ken Lee":




It gets worse.

She made a fool of herself on national television badly singing someone else's song. She could have written a bad song in bad English... then arranged for 4 bad singers to be featured.... THEN convince someone to fund a video!

Hungarian rapper Speak did, and here it is:



He don't wanna war, he just wanna piss.


business.

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Macedonia's answer to Sean Paul (Reggae Artist)

I have no words for this.........make what you will of it.

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If looks could kill...this hoe would be annihilated!

Leopard lady in the back has obviously just drank a large glass of HATERADE! LMAO

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Suge Knight has his very own reality show!

"The most feared man in Hip Hop, Marion “Suge” Knight has been touting a reality show in development since late 2004. Although no networks have officially backed the uncut look at the Death Row Records co-founder and notorious executive, what appears to be an official trailer surfaced over this past holiday weekend.

The show appears to follow Knight in search of talent for his dwindling imprint. With a series of challenges, not unlike Diddy’s Making The Band hit series on MTV, Knight and cohorts drill potential artists throughout Compton, Inglewood, Las Vegas and elsewhere on their merits to be down with the label that was deemed “untouchable” in 1996."

Questions:
How fake & staged does this shit look?
How do you even pronounce "Suge"?
Am i gonna get gone like Tupac (and whoever else) coz i said his show is wack?
LOL

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Theres a PREGNANT "man" in America......

While we are on the subject of pregnancy - Meet Thomas Beatie, a transgender male and he's 22 weeks pregnant. Thomas still has a vagina, but he's legally male. He shares his life with his legal wife, Nancy. Thomas gave a first person account to the Advocate on how he came to be pregnant with a baby girl.

He said that not many people in their community know about his pregnancy. He said they have "begun experiencing opposition from people who are upset by our situation. Doctors have discriminated against us, turning us away due to their religious beliefs. Health care professionals have refused to call me by a male pronoun or recognize Nancy as my wife. Receptionists have laughed at us. Friends and family have been unsupportive; most of Nancy’s family doesn’t even know I’m transgender."

You dont F*cking say!! a pregnant "he"......i find it all rather hard to swallow......your thoughts please!

You can read the full article here: click! click! click!

*UPDATE* - Thomas Beatie aka Pregnant "man" was on Oprah last night - We have the full story HERE (including video clip and pics!)

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Jerry Springer is F*cked now!

Introducing the Home DNA/Paternity testing kit

Yes folks.....now you can find out whos da baby daddy from the comfort of your own home! Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to actually go to a shop and buy this? If you're a woman you might as well wear your "Im a slag" T-shirt when you go to cop it! I mean, no woman of a high moral standing would ever actually need one of these kits would she? Think about it......

The DNA test costs $29.95 and it contains a swab, a consent form and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from baby, mommy and possible daddy. You then mail the swab to a lab for an additional $119. It takes 3 to 5 business days to get your results by mail, email or their online service.


Personally, if i ever needed this kit, id much rather hear it from Jerry while being watched by millions of viewers....its just sounds so much more official! LOL

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If you need one of these...you probably need a new job!

THE BUSINESS BIB

I still cant quite work out if this is serious or not! Its a "half suit" designed mainly for use during confrence calls when you may not be appropriatly dressed, like sitting there in your underwear. Erm, maybe its just me but there is something rather disturbing about the idea of serious business being conducted while some fool is wearing this and erm....not much else. You can buy them on the site for £72/$135.


"No need for custom tailoring, big money, or hard-to-tie ties. This half-suit provides just the coverage you need to earn the respect of your superficial video-conferencing colleagues in between your leisure time."

Business Bibs Website

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Applying the Smoking Ban......

THIS IS A NO SMOKING AREA – as soon as you light your cigarette this woman will rise up out of the ground and sonic boom you into oblivion with her words of slaughter…..YOU SURE YOU STILL WANNA SMOKE??




Alternatively, if you proceed to smoke your bludclaaaaaart with be locked up and fined a thousand pound!

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Get your Blow here..........

Yea kids...DRUGS ARE COOL! Well so say the makers of the new energy drink about to hit the streets..........



In hot pursuit of the (originally banned) energy drink 'COCAINE', one can of which is supposed to be the eqivelant to 3 cans of Redbull. Here we have BLOW. Yep im dead serious folks this stuff really is in the commercial market right now! Cashing in on the so called "drug culture".

Like the drink, Cocaine, BLOW is meant to be consumed as an energy drink but instead of coming in a can it comes in a powder form within a small vial. The vial is meant to be poured into your favorite beverage, giving it an extra boost. Not content with just mimicing the basics, the package also comes wrapped to look just like a Key of coke!



BLOW - Official Website

BLOW - Myspace

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The Bling report…..10 Most Bizarre bling…….WHY?

Over the bank holiday weekend I was scouring the net for some interesting posts and of course I found a whole host of good stuff but I was especially drawn to some of the (dubious) and totally bizarre items of bling I came across. So I decided to showcase the stuff and see what you really think…. So lets start off with something simple (well it is compared to some of the other stuff, so brace yaself!)

1 - BLING H20 WATER


"Bling H2O is the inspiration of Kevin G. Boyd, Hollywood writer-producer. While working on various studio lots where image is of the utmost importance he noticed that you could tell a lot about a person by the bottled water they carried. Bling H2O is pop-culture in a bottle. But it's not for everyone, just those that Bling."

PRICE: £20/$40 a bottle
AVAILIBLE FROM: BlingH20.com


2 - BLING MR (& MRS) POTATO HEAD!



"Exclusive limited-edition Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, hand-encrusted with sparkling Swarovski® crystals and signed by Jay Strongwater. All of the accessories have gotten the crystal treatment, too, from her sensible handbag down to his jaunty pug ears. It takes more than 40 hours to cover Mr. P with more than 23,000 Swarovski® crystals in 14 different colors."

PRICE £4000/$8000 EACH
AVAILIBLE FROM: Neiman Marcus


3 - BLING MICKEY MOUSE EARS
"Handmade with over 4000 Austrian crystals was designed by Madeline Beth, this is a glam update of felt MM ears"

PRICE - £600/$1200
AVAILIBLE FROM: Disney Shopping


4 - BLING BABY STUFF"Aristabrat satisfies a void in the marketplace for fashion, accessories and personal care items for kids that are equal parts of luxurious quality, practicality and in-your-face flair. This set includes pacifier, rattle and nail clipper."

PRICE: £150/$299

AVALIBLE FROM: Aristabrat

5 - THE BLING PLASTER/BAND-AID

"Just because you’re injured doesn’t mean you have to look bad. Add a little bling to your boo boo with crystal encrusted bandaids."

PRICE: 7 EUROS FOR PK OF 3
AVAILIBLE FROM: Fabian Seibert


6 - BLING PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER

"This is made of 18K solid white gold and over 68 carats of diamonds. This is a pendant, not a real controller, but if you’re a guy gamer, you’ll win big points with the lady when she sees this ultimate bling."

PRICE: N/A
AVAILIBLE FROM: CUSTOM


7 - BLING NINTENDO WII


PRICE: £2000/$4000
AVAILIBLE FROM: Crystalicing.com


8 - BLING SCRABBLE


"The board features all of the ordinary section of a Scrabble board, including the special squares designated for extra word and letter points, only it is coated with close to 30,000 Austrian Swarovski crystals. In the centre is a red tile with a white heart, and the edges feature the “Diamond Scrabble” branding. It was created to commemorate Scrabble’s 60th anniversary. It will be auctioned off in the summer and is expected to bring in around $20,000, all of the proceeds of which will go to St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital."

PRICE: AROUND £10.000/$20.000
AVAILIBLE FROM: N/A


9 - BLING MERCEDES


"This Mercedes SL was spotted in a recent autoshow. "

PRICE: N/A
AVAILIBLE FROM: N/A



AND NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!!!.........



10- BLING FROSTIES - TONY THE TIGER



PRICE:???
AVAILIBLE FROM:???

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The Original FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR intro rap - Only aired on the FIRST EPISODE!

I think i can remember hearing this extended version....but aparently it ONLY aired ONCE on the very first episode of THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR.

Will is PIMPIN in the 1st-class cabin..........LOL

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The return of the 1980's Ghetto Blaster!

I like it! it makes me feel all nostalgic....but i dont actually want one....i mean seriously it wouldnt go with all my "modern" stuff. I'll leave this one for the retro kids, although the specs are pretty up to date......

"we admired the 5 band equalizer, USB/SD/MP3 support, DVD drive with display and sweet analog tuner."

Source:Gizmodo

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Amy Winehouse aka Crackhouse "Rehab Parody"

Toooo funny!! I nearly fell off my chair!!


"Crack Pipe" ("Rehab Parody") - Greg vs. Amy Winehouse

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The A-TEAM Movie is coming soon!

I dont know about you but I CANT WAIT! Below is the proposed movie line up, what do you think? (in the meantime im going to have nightmares about the shiny leggings BA is wearing above)

The A-TEAM is the latest TV series lined up to become a blockbuster movie - and according to movie sources the perfect cast has already been picked.

The line-up is
B.A. BARACUS - VING RHAMES
H.M "MADMAN" MURDOCK - JIM CARREY
TEMPLETON "FACE" PECK - CHRISTIAN BALE
HANNIBAL SMITH - MEL GIBSON

Source: Cinema.com

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Bishop Don “Magic” Juan Starts Website To Save Britney Spears.....

"Bishop Don “Magic” Juan, the former pimp, has launched a new Web site aimed at, get this! providing help for troubled singer Britney Spears! Huh? AllHipHop.com is reporting that HelpBishopSaveBritney.com is a resource featuring webisodes from its founder and interviews with celebrities publically vowing to help the embattled singer in her ”journey of recovery.”






Click on the banner below to access the (crappy) site:

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Don't think a child won't beat your ass!

This post should really go above the "Cut eye of death" section but it gets in where it fits in........




I'm glad this is not 'Jordan' from the "X-box Xmas prank" otherwise Momma would have got her ass beat!

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UK to Austrailia in under 5hrs????

This is a little away from the general concensus of posts but very interesting and I promise, in keeping with the blog moto, there is a 'Why' at the end!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you.....the Hypersonic A2





I won't over bore you with techno bable but this baby will fly at an altitude of 100,000ft (30,480m) at speeds of up 3,200mph, yes I said it, 3,200mph, meaning a trip from the UK to Austrailia will take under 5hrs!!!!

This is all good and well, but doesn't it mess with the mile high club?? It throws that whole shit out of sink............I suddenly hate this plane now!

Oh by the way.....if you wanna use this as your means of transport to Aussie land it will cost you.......wait for it..........wait for it .........£2000! or $4000.......(I've never wanted to go to Aussie land anyway....).

If you are intrigued and wish to know more???? -----> UK to Austrailia in under 5hrs????


I nearly forgot, heres the 'Why', this plane is set to run on hydrogen fuel and because it is fuelled by liquid hydrogen, the aircraft only produces water vapour and nitrous oxide as exhaust and has a negligible carbon footprint. So......WHY the f*ck aren't all the planes that are in service running on this Hydro Shit?

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Mad, Bad or just Sad???

It somehow feels wrong to laugh at this......

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Meet the richest man on the planet!

Yes folks....meet Warren Buffet who has recently knocked Bill Gates off the top spot to be THE RICHEST MAN ON THE PLANET. Buffet is owner of Berkshire Hathaway and is worth a whopping £31 Billion adding £6 Billion to his net worth just in the last year. Gates was third at a measly £27 billion (step ya game up playa) with Mexican Telecommunications tycoon Carlos Slim Helu in second place at £30 Bill. In related news....i was recently named poorest woman on the plantet :-(

Source: Highbrid Nation

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