"ShitBegone" Toilet Paper!

"ShitBegone toilet paper is a quality product that exemplifies your attitude and approach to life.

Part journey of discovery, part assertion of responsibility, part embrace of life, ShitBegone expresses hope and belief that a better world is possible."

WTF? Still i guess it would be a laugh to have this in your bathroom......

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Life is too short for the wrong Job! - Hilarious Ads

I came across these ads for a German job-search website and i had to share the hilarity!

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(Creepy) Gangsta Babies

Filed under the most bizarre collectible announcement of the week is this new line from Mezco Toyz. They’re the Gangsta Babies, and they’re disturbingly blinged out 10″ infants, certainly ready to do drive-bys from their push prams. The first series from this weird new line will include:

* Pookie - The green-eyed baller. But don’t make him cranky…ya wouldn’t like him when he’s cranky. Featuring a thermal shirt, t-shirt, dew rag, ring, and pimped out pacifier necklace (Above)

* Benjino - This carrot-toped homey is holding the fort down. Featuring a red bubble vest, football jersey, jeans, cassette-shaped ring and old school boom box necklace.
* Rey Rey - From around the way way, a playa who is #1 with all the Shorties. Featuring a hoodie, skullcap, camo jacket and shorts. He represents with his “GB” dog tags.
* Big Deuce - Everyone knows this lil shot-caller is runnin’ things. Featuring a baseball hat, shirt, cuffed jeans, and white do rag, diamond ring, gold rope bracelet, and crown pendant.



Someone please tell me who the hell buys this sort of shit???? The same sort of person that dresses their baby like this I suppose? Click! Click! Click!

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Rock & Royal Chandeliers will really add "class" to your home.......

Is there really a better way to say “I have millions of dollars and I know how to tastefully spend it” than with a chandelier in your home shaped like a handgun, an AK-47, Skull & Cross Bones or a giant spider? I didn’t think so.

Rock and Royal is based in Rotterdam in The Netherlands, they’ve been creating custom chandeliers for clients all over the world since about 2005. Designers Hans van Bentem and Arno Coenen are responsible for the pieces pictured above, but they also do custom tile mosaics which quite frankly are exactly what you’d expect given what some of their chandeliers look like! Since it seems the company only does custom work, there’s no pricing information available on their site, so if you’ve been dreaming of a giant Mutant Ninja Turtle chandelier your whole life, you’ll need to contact them directly for a quote.

Hit the “Read More” link to view the “Pièce de résistance” of this chandelier collection.....you haven’t seen anything yet!


Yes! A Penis Chandelier…just what the big swinging DICK in your life has always wanted! It could be teamed with this VAGINA COUCH to really "sex up" your abode.....

All jokes aside, if I ever entered a home or building with this chandelier in it, I would LEAVE IMMIDIATLY!

What sort of person would want one of these anyway?????


Link to thier website: Click! Click! Click!

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Highway Madness - Indian Style!

First we showed you those Crazy Arabs skating down the highway (in flip-flops!) at top speed!

Well today we have "Highway madness - Indian style"!

Watch this guy riding a motorbike, lying on his back while sending a text message on his mobile phone during rush hour in India.

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