Sunday 14 June 2009

"Expert" Reggae Dance Moves for Men


Reggae/Bashment dance moves have always been pretty wacky, but ive always thought of them as quite spontaneous rather than choreographed. These videos aim to teach you all the latest moves. But I can’t stop laughing at the seriousness of this guy trying to teach you a dance called “The Willy Bounce”. And for gods sakes….who needs instructions on how to do a move called “Row the Boat”?













I’m of the opinion that if you actually NEED these video’s to show you the dance moves….perhaps you should try something else, like ballroom dancing perhaps?

N.B. That is not me, my friends or anyone i know in the pic at the top.....

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Thursday 11 June 2009

Fast Food: The Dream Vs The Reality


So you've seen that glossy billboard ad for the delicious Flame grilled burger on a fresh bouncy sesame seed bun, with perfectly melted cheese, immaculate shards of lettuce, the ripest juiciest tomatoes and relish oozing out in all the right places. Your stomach growls with yearning for the beautiful sandwich your eyes are beholding….So you make a bee-line for the nearest burger bar to order this wonder burger, you double check the poster in store to make sure your eyes were not deceiving you previously and low and behold there is your beautiful burger!! So you tell the cashier you would like to order the “super scrummy lumptious burger with extra cheese” and she gratefully takes your money and goes to prepare your lovely burger….

She returns and hands you a flabby grey lump of lard!

“But I wanted the burger in the picture” you exclaim indignantly. “THAT IS THE BURGER IN THE PICURE” she smugly tells you….

This is an all too common scenario, the gorgeous photos in fast food advertisements never really live up to expectations, so are they lying to us? Let’s take a look…....

THE MACDONALD'S BIG MAC

The Dream:


The Reality:



BURGER KING WHOPPER

The Dream:


The Reality:



MACDONALDS FILLET O' FISH

The Dream:

The Reality:



MACDONALDS SAUSAGE & EGG MCMUFFIN


The Dream:


The Reality:



(Just to gross you out) FATTY ARBUCKLE'S BEEF 'N' CHEDDER


The Dream:


The Reality:


I think we can safely say: what you see is DEFINATELY NOT what you get......

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Wednesday 28 January 2009

SHAVE THE BABY!!

Its been awhile since the last time we have posted, outside priorities have prevented our usual dedication to the site. Please accept our fullest apologies but rest assured that we are BACK IN FULL EFFECT!

Ok to start things off i found this MOST DISTURBING Japanese doll. "Shave the baby"? WTF? Im actually quite speechless.....


Ill let you guys caption this monstrosity!!!

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