Winning isn't everything. Sometimes the greatest thing about winning is making other people feel bad about not winning. Michael Phelps may not know what not winning feels like, but he sure knows how to rub his victories in his opponents' faces.
LFMAO
What the hell kind of pot luck outfit is Katie Holmes wearing?! Someone please call the fashion police because she looks like a walking jumble sale!
Baggy jeans, Rihanna's leftover heels and memaw hair? No!
Is she trying to be "edgy"?
Read on for more "Katie Holmes Style Analysis"
When i saw the first pic i thought maybe it was a costume or something because she is an actress afterall....but then i saw her wearing the "pin-tuck" folded jeans again and again....
Maybe its a scientoloy thing?
WTF?
Is this taking support of Obama a little too far? I mean (judging by the back of his head) lil man is not old enough to understand the whole campaign trail thing anyway! So who put him up to this?
WAIT! THERES MORE! Click READ MORE for more hair pattern madness!
Is this Rick Ross's number one fan? Well I guess he needs as many as he can get since the lastest allegations that have been treading the rumor mill!!
Wanna know more about those allegations? Click! Click! Click!
Even though this hair style is ridiculous i guess lil man does get creativity points for the beard part of his 'do! LMAO
Once the awards dinner commenced the singer began to unravel. She was increasingly vocal as she larked around with close friend and Gavin and Stacey star James Corden. She then made a spectacle of herself when her young brother Alfie took to the stage to present an award. The 23-year-old whooped and hollered at her young sibling before she herself was summoned to the stage to collect her prize. Kicking off her shoes, she bumbled up before making a foul-mouthed speech to take her prize. Receiving her award Lily told the crown “F*** off. If I knew I was going to win I wouldn't be so pissed.” Wobbling on her feet, she then latched on to a guest, bleary eyed and collapsed, begging, 'Please, please you have to help me get out of here. Please get me out of here.' It was then her concerned management and entourage who swung into a full-scale operation to stop her disgracing herself further.
Lilly Allen attended the "Glamour - Woman of the year awards", not only rocking freakish pink hair but also the most disturbing dress ive seen for a very long time.......
Read more to check out the pictures.......
THE DRESS SHOWS LITTLE BAMBI BEING BEHEADED!!
But it was Lily who ended up SLAUGHTERED AT THE END OF THE NIGHT:
You can call me a sick puppy.....but id love to know where i can buy one of these dresses or even who designed it! Answers on a postcard please!! xx
With the Summer Season virtually upon us, its now time to get your shades on. I thought id have a browse on the net and see what unusual offerings i could find and boy did i stumble across some TRULY BIZARRE SUNGLASSES...............
1 - BEAK SUNGLASSES
By Linda Farrow
Available From:Colette
2 - CENSOR BAR SUNGLASSES
"Be “UNSEEN” wearing these Stupidiotic Black Bar glasses. In a social setting, they instantly become the life of the party. Inhibitions fade away. You’re immediately popular with the “IN” crowd. Others will wonder if you’re famous or dangerous. Stupidiotic Black Bars look and photograph just like censor bars. Perfect for Bachelor Parties, Wedding Parties, Party Parties, Club-Hopping, Questionable Behavior, Risque Situations, Perp-Walks and Mug Shots. Let the paparazzi take their best shots. Great for webcams and MySpace photos."
AVAILABLE FROM:Stupididiotic
3 - DOGGLES - SUNGLASSES FOR DOGS
Doggles are protective eyewear for dogs. They are actually goggles for dogs, hence the name. Unlike ordinary sunglasses for dogs, Doggles actually protect dog’s eyes from foreign objects, wind, and UV light.
AVAILABLE FROM:Doggles
4 - THE ECO-FRIENDLY BAMBOO SUNGLASSES
These iWood sunglasses from The Green Loop are hand-made from sustainable harvested bamboo.
AVAILABLE FROM:TheGreenLoop
5 - DRIPPING TAR SUNGLASSES
BY: Anna ter Haar Designs
AVAILABLE FROM:Klavers Van Engelen
6 - MINNIE MOUSE SUNGLASSES
BY: Jeremy Scott
AVAILABLE FROM:Doshaburi
7 - "GOGGLEMUFFBUD" SUNGLASSES
The Von Zipper Snow Muffs are ideal for hitting the slopes, keeping your ears warm and wind-free, protecting your peepers and letting you pump your tunes through the slip on earmuffs.
AVAILABLE FROM: Vonzipper
8 - THE MOST EXPENSIVE SUNGLASSES
BY: Moss Lipow
Ostrich and alligator framed eye shades from designer Moss Lipow, prices start at an eye-watering £1900/$3,800!
Gary Kasparov, (a former chess champion) was giving a serious speech in Moscow about uniting opposing political forces and from nowhere along comes a huge flying Dick!
The footage is halarious! No one seems to know what to do about the willy flying over thier heads! LMAO!
Video after the jump!
I've always known gay men to have an air of class about them, WTF happened here?
YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT!
Oh....we cant leave the girls out!
Truly Stunning!
Pics taken from:Mediatakeout.com
Pics after the jump....... 
Wow! - take a look at these custom "Freddy Krueger" Nike SB Dunk Sports shoes, featuring the famous red and green striped sweater pattern of Wes Craven’s Nightmare on Elm Street’s monster. The shoes also have blood stains and special soles that look like Freddy’s undead skin......
Via: Kicksonfire.com
To coincide with his single “Hair Braider,” R.Kelly has created a website dedicated to fans who want to showcase their braid designs.
OMG! This shit is so 1997!
.......Viewers can rate the coif creations from “straight back wack” to “lookin’ like spaghetti.”
I have no words for this...........
Heres the artists explantion:
"We are in a state of perpetual war – with ourselves and with the eco-system that sustains us. Perpetual war breeds perpetual fear. In the present context, this fear stems from our extreme desire for authenticity and manifests itself in our collectively insatiable culture of consumption.
Deep down, we are afraid we may never be satisfied. An expanding archive of branded myths and icons feeds this fear. Designer Gas Masks is an attempt to visualize this state of mind. Because it is only by first acknowledging and then challenging fear that we will all be able to breathe a little easier."
I know there are a few people that would probably rock one of these to a club just for the "WOW" factor.....but i still think they are totally weird and WTF!
You can click on the pics below to see the larger image......
The dance in question has been inspired by DJ Mix and DJ Eloh's hit song Bobaraba, which means "big bottom" in the local Djoula language. When it plays you can be guaranteed that the dance floor will be packed with people shaking their derrieres. Even Ivorian footballers have adopted the moves and could be seen wiggling their bottoms in a curious on-pitch dance after each goal scored during the just-ended Africa Nations Cup. However, doctors have warned of the possible dangers of some of the concoctions on sale. While the dance has been embraced by both sexes, DJ Mix says it was inspired by women. "We made it as a tribute to women, because African women are defined by the shape of their bottoms," he says. "Move your bottom, jump, you see, it's alive." Kady Meite, one of his dancers, says the song is a message for women. "There are women today with large bottoms who are embarrassed, so it's to say don't be ashamed - be comfortable," she says. The message seems to have been taken on board - so much so that some women are now going in search of a "bobaraba". Injections In the sprawling Adjame market just north of the city centre in Abidjan, women sell "bottom enhancers". "You need to inject this liquid into your bottom once a day," says a market trader, showing a vial of coloured liquid labelled "Vitamin B12". Each vial costs $2. The label claims it is made in China. If you do not like the sound of injections, the same amount of money will also get you a small tub of cream. There is no description of what the product contains or how to apply it; just the words "Big bottoms and big breasts", and two illustrating pictures. Local gynaecologist Dr Marcel Sissoko is sceptical about the concoctions. "This medicine could be dangerous for your health because we don't know the ingredients. It's being used without a medical prescription," he warns. "The health ministry hasn't authorised this and doctors don't know what's in there, so there are risks." At the Micronutrient Information Centre at Oregon State University in the United States, Dr Victoria Drake says she knows of no scientific evidence that vitamin B12 can be used to treat anything except vitamin B12 deficiency. 'Danger' DJ Mix admits there is now a growing fashion for young women to show off their bottoms. "If a woman goes dancing and wants to take two or three treatments, no problem," he says. "But we don't say to girls that they must take treatment to enhance your bottom, no." One man on the streets of Abidjan agreed: "Us boys, we appreciate these things because when women use the treatment it attracts us, but for women it's not good." Most women I spoke to preferred to avoid the treatments. "Me? I prefer to be natural so you can know your true value. It's best not to use these medicines. It's not good - it's actually very dangerous," one said. Another woman was happy with what came naturally. "I do the bobaraba because I already have a big bum. When I dance, everyone looks at me." WTF: "Does my bum look big in this?" "GREAT! ILL TAKE IT" LOL Here's a video of Eloh and Mix's "Bobaraba" SOURCE: BBC NEWS
A national dance craze in Ivory Coast has spawned a black market in treatments claiming to increase one's bottom size.
We made it as a tribute to women, because African women are defined by the shape of their bottoms 
DJ Mix (left)
Bottom enhancing treatments sell for $2
I do the bobaraba because I already have a big bum Dancer
The bobaraba craze is even visible on the football pitch
