Wearing saggy pants in Flint Detroit? YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO JAIL!

Police in Flint, Detroit have started a crack down on "offensive" saggy jeans and trousers.

Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout.

Dicks, who took over the department last month on an interim basis, announced that his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms.

"Some people call it a fad," Dicks told the Free Press this week while patrolling the streets of Flint. "But I believe it's a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years."

Personally, I think they should crack down on the "skinny" jeans that alot of guys are wearing these days, i find those far more offensive to the eye......

Hit read more to discover how much time you could get, IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW LOW THE "SAG" IS!! (LOL)

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(Creepy) Gangsta Babies

Filed under the most bizarre collectible announcement of the week is this new line from Mezco Toyz. They’re the Gangsta Babies, and they’re disturbingly blinged out 10″ infants, certainly ready to do drive-bys from their push prams. The first series from this weird new line will include:

* Pookie - The green-eyed baller. But don’t make him cranky…ya wouldn’t like him when he’s cranky. Featuring a thermal shirt, t-shirt, dew rag, ring, and pimped out pacifier necklace (Above)

* Benjino - This carrot-toped homey is holding the fort down. Featuring a red bubble vest, football jersey, jeans, cassette-shaped ring and old school boom box necklace.
* Rey Rey - From around the way way, a playa who is #1 with all the Shorties. Featuring a hoodie, skullcap, camo jacket and shorts. He represents with his “GB” dog tags.
* Big Deuce - Everyone knows this lil shot-caller is runnin’ things. Featuring a baseball hat, shirt, cuffed jeans, and white do rag, diamond ring, gold rope bracelet, and crown pendant.



Someone please tell me who the hell buys this sort of shit???? The same sort of person that dresses their baby like this I suppose? Click! Click! Click!

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The news is always on point....I mean they never make mistakes right?......Wrong!

I watch the news often....lets face its necessary, I need to know what the latest local 'gang initiation' rituals are in an effort to try and avoid being a victim (if at all possible) so I take the news VERY seriously.........until today that is.....today I have discovered that when they get the news wrong.......there are few things funnier!




Wait until 'Tom Berg' starts talking....he turns to look at his tele-prompter and we all see a personalised message!


TV reporter tries to talk.....LMAO


Live phone-in's are never a good idea.....


This is the best news report blunder ever...... He is soo ghetto!

Pure classics!

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Grandmother Jailed for Beating Lesbian Grandaughter!

If you found your daughter in bed with another girl, what would you do? Check out what a 61-year-old grandma did to her 16-year-old granddaughter....



Police said a 61-year-old Reading woman beat her 16-year-old granddaughter severely after finding her in bed with another girl. Joyce Beddell is charged with aggravated and simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and endangering the welfare of a child.

Here’s an account from investigators:

The granddaughter had just finished having sex with another 16-year-old girl and was in an upstairs bedroom. Beddell walked in and found them together.

The neighborhood girl ran out of the house to her nearby home while Beddell was beating her granddaughter with the cane.

Neighbors said they saw Beddell leave the house a short time later. She was accompanied by her limping granddaughter. The two of them went to the other girl’s house to tell her mother what they had been doing.

Beddell returned to her home with her granddaughter and continued to beat her with a belt. Police were called to the house to investigate a report of child abuse.

The girl had noticeable injuries to her legs, and police took her to the hospital.

Beddell told police that she had done nothing wrong and said she should have been allowed to discipline her granddaughter as she saw fit.

Hmmmm i guess Granny didnt have to beat her so hard but i do beleive any child should be disciplined for having sex (regardless of sexual orientation) within thier parents/guardian home. Granny is just old school and i beleive that even if she is handed a hefty jail sentence she will still beleive that she handled this in the correct manner....

Im excited to hear your thoughts!

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Your slice of pure Ghettoness: Man loses eye after being shot and replaces it with $100,000 DIAMOND!

Donald Pears also known by his stage name "The Last Mr. Bigg" (born 1971) is a rapper. He has released 2 major albums, under the Warlock/PCP Record label. His two albums are his first solo album "Only If U Knew" (the cover of which features Mr. Bigg or another person wearing a hockey mask) in 2000 and his second album "The Mask Is Off" in 2003. The album featured now-infamous rappers such as Paul Wall, Chamillionaire, and Lil' Flip. Mr. Bigg has also released "The Clown Show Mixtape." Mr. Bigg was released from prison in 1998.

In 2004, Mr. Bigg was robbed and shot in his right eye while sitting in a car. He now wears a $100,000 diamond in place of his eye!

View his Myspace: Click! Click! Click!

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More "Hood Rat Stuff" from 7-year-old Latarian Milton

Last month we posted about 7-year-old Latarian Milton who likes to do "hood rat stuff with his friends" (who smoke with Cigarettes! LOL). He stole his Grandmothers Car and went on a rampaging Joyride!

Well this young tearaway is making headlines once again, this time for allegedly beating her up inside a Wal-Mart Store after she refused to buy him some chicken wings.

Story after the jump!



Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.

According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway.

Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.

“He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” Stratford said.

Stratford told WPBF that Milton hit her stomach, legs and “wherever he could reach me.”

Riviera Beach police picked up Milton from his home and took him to an area hospital for a mental health evaluation Monday afternoon, WPBF reported. The 7-year-old can be held for up to 72 hours while he is evaluated by mental health officials.

Stratford said that she believes Milton’s problems are due to a bad atmosphere with his parents.

“I know what causes the behavior, cause all he’s ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things, and I don’t want him to continue in this direction so I’m doing the best I can to get him the help,” she told WPBF. [continue reading]

Via: Crunk&Disordely

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Riding the subway "HoodRat" style .....Update!

Now I was really disappointed to see the young lady 'playing up' on the subway...especially to an elderly member of the public who seemed to be minding her own business. Now after the initial video we find out from her parents, little miss (I know her name but won't issue her the fame, due to her bad behaviour) allegedly suffers from "Bipolar disorder" (yeah pissing right!!! "Cocaine is a hellova drug")
Anyway her antics have been......err......remixed into a song and I must say this mix is pretty good.....


LMAO.

The original Hoodrat video and update:

Riding the subway HoodRat style

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The most dangerous beach in the world!

Holidays.......my ideal holiday is sun, sea and sand.....or SSS as we like to say. In keeping with the SSS moto there are a number of places in the world I can choose to indulge in. Ofcourse there are the places that require extra caution (Austrailia, ever noticed how almost every bite no matter how big or small can kill you in Austrailia?) so we can possibly knock them off the list. Now I don't know about you but I don't mind being under threat by nature, after all it was here first, but when your means of getting to a country is your own biggest threat that is a problem.

Confused, don't quite understand the spiel above? Hit 'Read More', then it will start to make more sense.


Yeah I know, I thought the same thing you just did......."They must be doctered" right? Thats why I got this live footage......WTF ladies and gentlemen WTF!!

Yes that was a 747 flying past your face!!! WTF!!!

This accident waiting to happen is in/on St Maarteen (Carribean Island, ruled by the Dutch) the airport is called Princess Juliana....

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*WARNING* - GRAPHIC! A womans guide to taking a shit at her Man's House

Alexyss K Tylor gives a well needed lesson in taking a shit at your mans house. I know there are loads of women out there "backing their shit up" when they visit thier mans house (not me of course! LOL)........

Click on read more to hear Alexyss's words of wisdom - BUT BE WARNED! You probably haven't heard such a graphic commentary in your ENTIRE LIFE!



I CANT WAIT TO HEAR YOU GUYS COMMENTS ON THIS! - to shit or not to shit....that is the question?!?!?!

Over at blogxilla they have compiled a quick guide to go along with the video, you can check it out here: Click! Click! Click!

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Daily dose of PURE GHETTONESS! 50 cent's chain snatched in Africa!! & Riding the subway Hood Rat style

During 50 Cent's current tour of Africa, a fan jumped on stage and snatched a diamond chain from the singers neck before escaping on foot from the concert venue in Angola.

According to MTV, the fan grabbed the diamond encrusted necklace from the 'In Da Club' singer, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, mid-song during a G-Unit show.

Video of the WHOLE INCIDENT (+more) after the jump.............

On 50's personal website, ThisIs50.com a statement said: "Recently 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo were performing in Angola, Africa. Being that security was limited fans were able to interact with the group on stage."

"However one fan had a different motive and bit off more than he can chew, as he attempted to run up on 50 and snatch his chain."

(The chain goes at about 1:40)


The guy that snatched 50's chain escaped for a short time but was turned in by his parents... Ain't that a bitch!!!

The man accused of snatching 50 Cent’s chain while on stage was arrested by the Police in Angola. 50 Cent was performing at the Cidadela Pavilion in Luanda.

Carlos Mota, Police Superintendent, said that officials apprehended Bruno Carvalho, the man who jumped on stage during a G Unit performance and snatched 50 Cent’s diamond chain.

The Angola Press said that Carvalho was handed over to authorities by his parents on May 4 after footage of the chain snatching spread over the internet.

Carvalho is going to face criminal charges for his role in the robbery during the International Peace Festival. (link)

*UPDATE*
This crazy chick has been arrested....

See Highbrid Nation for the full details: Click! Click! Click!

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Its fun to do bad things!

This is 7-year-old Latarian Milton of Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. He stole his grandmother's SUV Truck and took it for a joyride. Latarian and a friend of the same age (who smokes cigarettes!), drove the SUV several miles. They ran over two mailboxes, hit two parked cars and struck two moving cars before coming to a crashing halt……

When asked why he did it, he said, "I wanted to do it, because it's fun. It's fun to do bad things like drive into a car." He was also asked if he knew he could possibly kill someone, "Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend."

Latarian does think he should be punished though! He said his punishment should be, "No video games for a whole weekened."

He faces grand theft auto charges, but police doubt he'll be prosecuted.

If I ever get pulled over by the police, I can't wait to roll down my window and say, "I wanted to do it, because it's fun! It's fun to do bad things. I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends..........."..........LMAO

YOU REALLY MUST WATCH THE VIDEO.........

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The Official Video Released for CAN I SMELL YOUR DICK!!!

I know yall have been waiting with baited breath...well its finally here! THE OFFICIAL VIDEO for the (Ghetto mess) track called "Can i smell your Dick"........

Now you can breath again....through the dick-cheese......

I know you (or ya girl) already has this as your ringtone.....im not hating!

LMAO

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Get your ghetto Fried Chicken & Pork Chops here.....

When i saw this all i could say was "WTF"?

Lets talk about racial sterotypes kids......




And if you havent had your fill of Fried Chicken you can click on 'read more' and continue to gorge yourself with some "Poak Chops"......get your ghetto chow on!




BTW.....can anyone please enlighten me to the genders of both of these "rappers"????

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Its Fathers day in the ghetto........

LMAO

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You know you live in the ghetto when..............

YOU SEE THIS SHIT........

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