Showing posts with label LMAO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LMAO. Show all posts

Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Michael Phelps is a sore......Winner!

Winning isn't everything. Sometimes the greatest thing about winning is making other people feel bad about not winning. Michael Phelps may not know what not winning feels like, but he sure knows how to rub his victories in his opponents' faces.

LFMAO




From: Magichugs.com

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Thursday, 14 August 2008

Man gets "stuck" having sex with a....BENCH!


Last Sunday in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

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Thursday, 17 July 2008

Life is too short for the wrong Job! - Hilarious Ads


I came across these ads for a German job-search website and i had to share the hilarity!





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Tuesday, 8 July 2008

HUMAN MIRROR - New York Subway prank using IDENTICAL TWINS!


The prankster group, Improv Everywhere uses identical twins, to confuse the hell out of NYC subway riders! The reactions are halarious as an army of twins decends upon the public........

Full mission report: Click! Click! Click

Hit read more for a video of the prank!



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Sunday, 6 July 2008

Sunday Link Soup


The Louis Vuitton Rubbish Bag: LV GOES TO THE DUMPS!

David Beckham gets caught watching booty by Posh!: I SAW YOU LOOKING!

Choose a Muslim Bride: WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

How do you hide an Elephant: WITH DIFFICULTY?

Walk around looking like a monster: THE MONSTER HOODIE

Strange and wonderful Vending Machines: NOT A COKE CAN IN SIGHT!

The Toilet paper wedding dress: LETS HOPE IT DOESNT RAIN!

Blood Soap: BECAUSE EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT!

Renewable Clothing: ITS BORING WEARING THE SAME THING!

Mobile Phones are: EVIL!

Celebrities 20 years from now: LOOKING OLD & WRINKLY!

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Wednesday, 2 July 2008

The news is always on point....I mean they never make mistakes right?......Wrong!


I watch the news often....lets face its necessary, I need to know what the latest local 'gang initiation' rituals are in an effort to try and avoid being a victim (if at all possible) so I take the news VERY seriously.........until today that is.....today I have discovered that when they get the news wrong.......there are few things funnier!




Wait until 'Tom Berg' starts talking....he turns to look at his tele-prompter and we all see a personalised message!


TV reporter tries to talk.....LMAO


Live phone-in's are never a good idea.....


This is the best news report blunder ever...... He is soo ghetto!

Pure classics!

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Soulja Boy is bigger than I realised


Ok....so Soulja boy fever hit us back in May 2007.......or whenever it was and we were all "You! Crank dat Soulja boy" at the most random and inappropriate times.....anyway on the back of Soulja boys commercial success we had a whole raft of remix's, parodies and international covers.....on the back of seeing one today that I must have missed, I thought I would share in the entertainment and offer you this selection of Soulja Boy hilarity!
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Crank that Kosher Boy....yes this is a Jewish remix!


Crank dat curry sauce...the Indian remix!


Crank dat Naija boy....the Nigerian remix

Who do you think wins?

Want to add some Soulja Girl into your life? HIT ME!

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Friday, 27 June 2008

Frozen Restaurant Prank!

Charlie Todd of Improv Everywhere, did this stunt at a suburban Taco Bell Grand Opening in America. The facial expressions of the unsuspecting lunchtime crowd when 40 performers just froze mid-slurp and mid-bite are pure halarity!





The same folks also did this "Meet a Black guy" stunt, where a black guy opened a stand in Aspen, Colorado, where the population is 94.9% white and just 0.44% black.....


You can view the video here: Click! Click! Click!

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Wednesday, 4 June 2008

SEX AND THE CITY


My deepest apologies for the week long delay in posting! There has been both personal and technical dramas this past week but thankfully everything is sorted out and we are back in FULL FORCE!

Well ill kick things off with a SATC themed post as i went to see the movie last Friday and i ABSOLUTLY LOVED IT!

I have to say, Samantha is my fave character and her wit was on point throughout the entire movie. But we all gotta love carrie!! So why has someone created a website called:

sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com







Why the long face SJP? Dont be upset!! LOL




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Tuesday, 20 May 2008

FLYING PENIS Interupts DEADLY SERIOUS Political Speech in Russia!


Gary Kasparov, (a former chess champion) was giving a serious speech in Moscow about uniting opposing political forces and from nowhere along comes a huge flying Dick!

The footage is halarious! No one seems to know what to do about the willy flying over thier heads! LMAO!

Video after the jump!


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Thursday, 15 May 2008

OWNED!! - Laughing at others misfortune (VIDEOS)


Vids after the jump.........



Drunk girl gets OWNED by toilet!





OWNED by Butter!


Videos found at: Regretfulmorning.com

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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Fashion from Houston Splash 2008 - Gay Pride Event


I've always known gay men to have an air of class about them, WTF happened here?

YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT!





Oh....we cant leave the girls out!

Truly Stunning!

Pics taken from:Mediatakeout.com

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Riding the subway "HoodRat" style .....Update!


Now I was really disappointed to see the young lady 'playing up' on the subway...especially to an elderly member of the public who seemed to be minding her own business. Now after the initial video we find out from her parents, little miss (I know her name but won't issue her the fame, due to her bad behaviour) allegedly suffers from "Bipolar disorder" (yeah pissing right!!! "Cocaine is a hellova drug")
Anyway her antics have been......err......remixed into a song and I must say this mix is pretty good.....


LMAO.

The original Hoodrat video and update:

Riding the subway HoodRat style


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Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Suge Knight hits the news again.......

"Oh I love the little birdies flying around my head, there so beautiful"

I never thought I would ever say this but........Suge Knight "got knocked the fuck out!" Yes that is Suge Knight above flat on his back!

Suge Knight goes nighty-night. That’s right, 8ft 7" 940lb Suge Knight was put to sleep by a single punch last night at Shag in Hollywood! Apparently a fight ensued with an unnamed assailant over money (surprise). Suge and his crew of cronies attacked the man inside the club, but before Suge could flee the scene, the attackee got in a single punch. And apparently that’s all it took......



Ok the vid is only the aftermath, I don't think it actually got caught on camera (while it was in full swing that is).

Just shows that every dog has his day and being butch is not the cure for being "knocked the fuck out"....LMAO

TheWhyFile's other Suge news pieces

Suge starts his own reality TV show

Picture Source: TMZ.com

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Thursday, 8 May 2008

Juror on Marijuana case takes law into her own hands


49-year-old Cornelia Turner Mayo was fulfilling her civic duty by taking part in jury duty in Houston, Texas. Cornelia was one of the 20 prospective jurors in a marijuana possession trial. During jury selection, a 45-minute break was called. When the 45 minute break was up, Cornelia was the only one to not return to the courtroom.

The judge in the case was about to issue a bench warrant when he received a call that Cornelia was arrested right outside the criminal courthouse. Cornelia was arrested for smoking a joint. All that talk about weed probably gave her a major craving.

The judge told The Houston Chronicle, "I've had prospective jurors get lost before, but it never occurred to me that they might be getting ready for a marijuana trial by, allegedly, smoking marijuana."

The former juror was charged with possession of marijuana. Ms Mayo remained in the Harris County Jail on a $500 bail Tuesday night and could not be reached for comment.

For her sake I hope she was puffing on high-grade weed and not some crappy home grown.........

Source: Chron.com

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Great ways to put on your Jeans!

Ever woken up and said to yourself "I'm going to do a back flip off of a see-saw into my jeans"? Me neither. But this guy has with a little help from his friends.....


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Friday, 2 May 2008

Honest RnB Music..............

Ok lets talk about honest RnB…..I’m guessing at some point you must have used the “Slow Jams Seduction Technique” (and if you haven’t maybe you should try it!). Dimmed the lights and let some sweet melodies from R Kelly, Jodeci or perhaps Jagged Edge fill your love lair?

Well, its time to be realistic…..ITS ALL LIES!


LOL

Well let’s face it, think about your favorite line from one of those RnB Lotharios. For example.

Keith Sweat: “lets me lick you up and down till you say stop”………

“Hows about I’m NOT going to say stop at all! So you better make sure you bring a cup of water or suttin!”

So of course this is LIES…..he can’t “lick up and down” for the length of time until his romantic partner says stop….this could in fact be an eternity!

Or…..

H-Town: “Good loving body rockin’ knockin boots all night long, yeah”

“Ermmm I have work in the morning and who the hell you foolin’…..you know you aint never fucked all night long in your dam life…..you aint superman!”

Again….PURE LIES!

So im campaigning along with the Guy in the video below for HONEST RNB! Tell it like it is fellas…..if she’s in for 15 mins, a peck on the cheek and a knee in the back while you instantly drop to sleep…..at least be honest about it so she can weigh up her options…..chances are you might still get lucky……LOL



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Wednesday, 30 April 2008

Its fun to do bad things!


This is 7-year-old Latarian Milton of Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. He stole his grandmother's SUV Truck and took it for a joyride. Latarian and a friend of the same age (who smokes cigarettes!), drove the SUV several miles. They ran over two mailboxes, hit two parked cars and struck two moving cars before coming to a crashing halt……

When asked why he did it, he said, "I wanted to do it, because it's fun. It's fun to do bad things like drive into a car." He was also asked if he knew he could possibly kill someone, "Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend."

Latarian does think he should be punished though! He said his punishment should be, "No video games for a whole weekened."

He faces grand theft auto charges, but police doubt he'll be prosecuted.

If I ever get pulled over by the police, I can't wait to roll down my window and say, "I wanted to do it, because it's fun! It's fun to do bad things. I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends..........."..........LMAO

YOU REALLY MUST WATCH THE VIDEO.........


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Monday, 21 April 2008

Saturday TV at its best Introducing Donald Bell-Gam....

Your life has been incomplete up until this point and you haven't even realised it!

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing a true musical inspiration Donald Bell-Gam.......



Sexual Chocolate everybody ........Sexual Chocolate

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MURKLE GIRL! Shes not flexing like Urkel either!


Ok....we all know Jammer aka MURKLE MAN is NOT flexing like Urkel under any circumstances.....


He's also circling your ends in the Green and Purple!


But guess what....so is MURKLE GIRL!

LMFAO!



Excuse my ignorance....but whats...erm "necklin"???

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