Thursday, 14 August 2008

Man gets "stuck" having sex with a....BENCH!

Last Sunday in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.


Simple Simon said...

LMAO.....I sooo badly want to say "Fuck yo couch!".....but its a bench....its not quite the same....:-(.

Its a shame he was small enough to fit through the holes.......

Mommy Ruby said...

he is really disturbed! anyway, this post really made me laugh.

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Anonymous said...

so sick and wrong that I forwarded the link to everyone I know! WHY? WHY? WHY? would he want to have sex with a bench when he could get a whore for free?

onangelwings said...

So crazy!

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Not a smart thing to do, and morbidly humiliating.

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Hahaha, I think the saddest part is I've sat on those types of benches- those holes are small! And I can't imagine the feeling of metal around his little pee-pee felt great anyway.

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