Japanese Penis festival 2008!!!

The Kanamara Matsuri (aka “Festival of the Steel Phallus”) is a Japanese health and fertility rite dating back as far as 300 years. During the festival, well-wishers literally worship massive, portable representations of the engorged male member. Fun for the whole family!

Also, for people a bit peckish, there’s the usual fare of noodles and nibbles on offer, although for those particularly partial, a pecker or even a pussy may also be purchased......



With their portable shrines and pots of sake, Japanese festivals are generally fairly boisterous affairs, but for Kawasaki’s annual fertility festival at Hachiman-gu Shrine, bawdy could be deemed a far more accurate description — the marvelling at massive members, being the main source of amusement.


Heres a video of this year's event

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Apt greeting cards for the incarcerated

Three Square Greetings have released a range of greeting cards for those who have loved ones within the prison system.

The designs are pretty basic, but what i found rather "WTF" were the messages printed inside the cards! Just the type of stuff one would want to hear while locked up 23 hours a day and suffering from depression!!!

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No More Promises - I apologize


Outside Message: No More Promises - I apologize


Inside Message: When you called recently, I wasn’t very sympathetic. I guess I’ve heard your promises to change too many times. Please - stop promising to change and just do it.

Happy Birthday

Outside Message: Happy Birthday

Inside Message: It’s your birthday and I know that you’d rather be almost anywhere else right now. Hopefully, one year older will really mean one year wiser for you. Take care.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Outside Message: Happy Valentine’s Day

Inside Message: If it weren’t for those walls, I’d give you lots of hugs and kisses.

Merry Christmas

Outside Message: Merry Christmas

Inside Message: You had the choice to be “naughty or nice.” And you chose . . . . . . .

Oh well, now you have to do your time. But, Christmas won’t be the same without you here. Stay safe. Merry Christmas

OUCH!

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My Lion versus your Tiger

Remember having heated debates at school about who would win in a Lion Vs Tiger fight?
Did you sit and think "How comes I haven't seen them fight before" (come on you were only little, them being continents apart wouldn't have occurred to you!)
Some bright scientist (Mr. Thomas Atkins) decided "If you make Lions and Tigers breed they will make super predators" .....please! If you mix a black man with a chinese woman you don't get a fast running, high kicking Kung fu master do you?......NO!

Anyway, the scientist have done their experiements and the results are below:
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IMPORTANT FACTS!
1. The cross breeding of Lions and Tigers has been going on since 1824 (hugely unsuccessful in early years for many reasons)

2. This type of breeding only occurs in captivity (Lions are from Africa and Tigers from Asia, some people might say "what about mountain Lions in America" what about them....their not real Lions, they are actually more related to smaller cats.

3. Despite popular belief the results of this merge are not what you would expect, Ligers are very heavy, quite dosile, poor hunters and have short lifespans...lol that is everything the scientists were trying to avoid!

4. The merge between the two species (the abomination that it is) has actually taken both donor parties strengths, amplified them and made them into weaknesses, Ligers are almost twice the size and weight of normal Lions or Tigers with half the speed and endurance.

5. The process of breeding these animals can be quite cruel so don't encourage it by increasing your demand to see them!

6. Left to nature this mix would never have happend!

7. Liger = Male Lion and Female Tiger
Tigon = Male Tiger and Female Lion
Li-Liger = Male Lion and Female Liger
Li-Tigon = Male Lion and Female Tigon
Ti-Liger = Male Tiger and Female Liger
Ti-Tigon = Male Tiger and Female Tigon

Oh yes these scientist have really gone to town with this one, but notice something, a male Liger is never used for breeding and there aren't any Liger on Liger combinations........if anyone knows why please post an explanation in comments, I am very interested to hear the reasoning behind this.

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RUPAUL is looking terrible these days!

Above is a picture of how we all remember the drag-Queen RUPAUL

But wait until you see how he/she is looking NOW!

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Goodness me.....he looks kind of "sick".............

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The Worlds MOST DANGEROUS Bird!

A few days ago i brought to you, Oscar, the worlds ugliest bird.

Now we have THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS BIRD - THE CASSOWARY:

The Cassowary lives in the rain forests of Australia and New Guinea and are actually pretty shy animals if undisturbed, but if you get to close and it thinks you’re a threat you could receive a bone-breaking kick or get sliced by its dagger-like sharp claws. During WWII, soldiers stationed in New Guinea were warned to stay away from these birds, but some of them still became victims.

The Cassowary is also one of the most difficult animals to keep in the Zoo because of the frequent injuries suffered by Zoo keepers that look after them. I like a bird that can take care of itself, but, unfortunately, this doesn’t seem to help it very much against human cruelty and it is on the endangered species list, along with so many others....

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Penis theft on the rise in Congo - Perpetrators lynched!

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station

Source: Reuters

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YET AGAIN Snoop does ANYTHING for a paycheck!!

Landy Cognac calls itself the new generation Cognac and so they have found a spokesperson to attract the younger crowd. Snoop Dogg becomes the latest rapper to have a liquor endorsement deal joining Dr. Dre, Jay-Z and P.Diddy among others. Landy Cognac comes from some of the Cognac area's most famous vineyards. It is aged in oak barrels for many years. Sounds like a traditional cognac but it does come in some untraditional packages: the Desire is shaped like a woman's torso and comes draped in a little fabric strapless dress and the expensive Landy Great Ship comes with a blown glass ship inside the bottle. Prices start at around $20 and head up to over $300 for the more limited versions.


Over at THA FEEDBACK....This is what they had to say:

"Snoop Dogg is promoting a new drank called “Lady Cognac”. Unless they sell this ish at Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles, I don’t think Snoop cares anymore WHAT you say he is selling. I’mma package up some wet paper towels and call them Dogg Wipes. Take em out with you on your walks to the park with your pets! Snoop Dogg approved! Long as I send him a check…he’ll probably be like “coo.”

I mean really, where does the insanity stop!? I know no one is buying albums anymore, but this is out of control. What classy YT American is gonna bust out a bottle with tittays while the company is over for after dinner drinks?!"

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The Official Video Released for CAN I SMELL YOUR DICK!!!

I know yall have been waiting with baited breath...well its finally here! THE OFFICIAL VIDEO for the (Ghetto mess) track called "Can i smell your Dick"........

Now you can breath again....through the dick-cheese......

I know you (or ya girl) already has this as your ringtone.....im not hating!

LMAO

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How advanced are we?

I am a strong believer that we as humans have come a long way, from walking to horse back to cars, planes and even space rockets, but we have had to create 'things' in order for us to achieve these ends.

This bird is using the tools of its trade with a little improvisation and is providing some impressive results.....

The Lyre Bird



No its not fake that is David Attenborough for goodness sake, he don't mess with nature, he is natures own representative!

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Saturday TV at its best Introducing Donald Bell-Gam....

Your life has been incomplete up until this point and you haven't even realised it!

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing a true musical inspiration Donald Bell-Gam.......



Sexual Chocolate everybody ........Sexual Chocolate

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MURKLE GIRL! Shes not flexing like Urkel either!

Ok....we all know Jammer aka MURKLE MAN is NOT flexing like Urkel under any circumstances.....

He's also circling your ends in the Green and Purple!

But guess what....so is MURKLE GIRL!

LMFAO!

Excuse my ignorance....but whats...erm "necklin"???

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Snoop Dogg will do anything for a paycheck - Sings in German for Phone Ad!

Check out this Advert Snoop Dogg did for a German cell/mobile phone company. He’s meant to be Roy Black, a German singer and actor who as a huge superstar before he died in ‘91. I can’t speak a word of German, but it sounds like Snoop does a pretty good job......



.......Although i cant help thinking.....what WONT snoop do for a lil fame and a paycheck?

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Things you REALLY NEED! - The inflatable Toast Mattress

Im wondering to myself WHO exactly might buy one of these....and for what reason? i guess it would be a talking point for guests, but.....would they actually want to stay at your house again after sleeping on a giant piece of toast??

Hmmmmm.....

Heres the website description:

"Breakfast in bed? No, breakfast IS the bed! Sleeping on this giant 6' by 7' Inflatable Toast Mattress is likely to make you dream that you are a pad of butter and that you are floating down a river of freshly brewed coffee. In reality, you should not use the Inflatable Toast Mattress as a flotation device nor should you expose it to excessive heat. This piece of toast is made of plastic, not bread, so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke."

You can purchase it here: Archie Mcphee

Price: £85/$170

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Designer Gas Masks?

Heres the artists explantion:

"We are in a state of perpetual war – with ourselves and with the eco-system that sustains us. Perpetual war breeds perpetual fear. In the present context, this fear stems from our extreme desire for authenticity and manifests itself in our collectively insatiable culture of consumption.

Deep down, we are afraid we may never be satisfied. An expanding archive of branded myths and icons feeds this fear. Designer Gas Masks is an attempt to visualize this state of mind. Because it is only by first acknowledging and then challenging fear that we will all be able to breathe a little easier."

I know there are a few people that would probably rock one of these to a club just for the "WOW" factor.....but i still think they are totally weird and WTF!

You can click on the pics below to see the larger image......

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