Frantic rescue effort to save baby......but it is actually just a DOLL!

Ever seen those creepy, life-like "reborn" dolls? Well, here's how real they look:

A police officer in Queensland, Australia smashed a car window to rescue a baby he thought was unconscious inside. And this is not an isolated incident. It's happened in the USA, too!

These £500/$1000 and up babies are "even weighted to feel like a baby's weight and they flop like a baby" "you can add breathing mechanisms and even a heartbeat!" says a doll designer.

Click to watch how these spooky things are made: Click! Click! Click!

Would you own one of these dolls? Why?

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Wearing saggy pants in Flint Detroit? YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO JAIL!

Police in Flint, Detroit have started a crack down on "offensive" saggy jeans and trousers.

Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout.

Dicks, who took over the department last month on an interim basis, announced that his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms.

"Some people call it a fad," Dicks told the Free Press this week while patrolling the streets of Flint. "But I believe it's a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years."

Personally, I think they should crack down on the "skinny" jeans that alot of guys are wearing these days, i find those far more offensive to the eye......

Hit read more to discover how much time you could get, IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW LOW THE "SAG" IS!! (LOL)

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The Drunken Belarusian Referee

Soccer referee Sergei Shmolik had to be helped off the pitch as he staggered around complaining of Back pain. The match was held in Minsk, Lithuania last weekend. Doctors did tests, but blood tests showed he was just REALLY DRUNK! Doh!




This guy has got some serious Nerve! Look at the way he feigns "Back-Ache" throughout the video! LMAO!

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Dad kept kids in a cage because he could'nt find a babysitter!

Ricardo Gonzalez had to bring his two small children to work every day because he could'nt find a baby sitter. That in itself isn’t bad, but Gonzalez went one step further: he locked his kids in a cage while he works!

Whenever Ricardo Gonzalez went to a job site in his pickup truck, he never let his small children out of his sight. So protective was the 35-year-old south suburban man, he kept his daughters in a makeshift cage inside the truck, officials say.

One of the girls told an investigator for the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services that her father locks them up because "he does a very dangerous job," according to state records reviewed by the Tribune. "My dad tightens both of us with his belt by my leg and my sister was [on] the other side of the cage tight with another belt."

Full Story: Click! Click! Click!

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SHOCKING! Teenager throws 8 month old baby ACROSS THE ROOM!

I have no words for this fuckrey......

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Southern fried heart attack - Introducing "The Lady's Brunch Burger"

Yes…your eyes aren’t deceiving you…that’s a beef hamburger with a fried egg on top of it, then bacon on top of that, all nestled between two glazed donuts!

Feeling lucky? Well heres the recipe: Click! Click! Click!

Want more vein clogging madness from Paula Deen? Read on......


Im wondering if Paula Deen is trying to kill us all?!?!

"Lady's Fried Mac"

Pretty self explanatory…..but the devil’s in the details. Look closely at the right vertical side…between the fried crust and the mac and cheese. Bacon…she wrapped the mac and cheese in bacon first, then fried it!!
Recipe: Click! Click! Click!

"Fried Butter Balls"

No, I am not making that up, and yes, the recipe really is what it sounds like: Deep-fried. Balls. Of. Butter. You mix butter with cream cheese, shape it into balls, freeze them, and then drop them in the deep-fryer.
Recipe: Click! Click! Click!

Ill just go and get the defibrillator ready now........

Or....why not skip all this and get this book:

Available from: Perpetual Kid

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Amy winehouse's shenanigans at Glastonbury & Nelson Mandela's Birthday Party......

I can never tire of our favourite crack-head's antics! Today i have an all new, in depth look at the madnesses of Amy's performances at Nelson Mandela's Birthday concert and also at the Glastonbury Festival.....

As Amy took to the stage at Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Concert, Amy was not going to miss the opportunity to make a plea for her Blake Incarcerated. While singing "Free Nelson Mandela" during the finale, Amy changed the words to, “Free Blakey my fella.” only Cracked out Amy would have the nerve to pull that shit! She probably got the cut eye of death from Mr Mandela!


Theres video of that performance here: Click! Click! Click!

Ok, so the following day she performed at the Glastonbury Festival. During her (shakey) rendition of "Rehab" she mingled amung the front row of the crowd and then proceeded to ELBOW and PUNCH a fan......

Aparently he tried to grab her breast or her bee-hive....conflicting reports.......

VIDEO....


Hmmmm.....ANGRY! Well at least Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break things up! LOL

Next Amy went on to call Kanye West a C*unt during one of her songs.....

Below is the video of Wino singing "I'm not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee." It's at the 2-minute mark.....you gotta give it to her...Amy knows how to entertain!




Kanye West actually responded on HIS BLOG....but all he said was this:



Bad reports aside.....don't you think shes looking a little better? Well at least compared to this: Click! Click! Click!

Amy arriving at Mandela's Concert

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Assault with CHICKEN!

Bad: Assaulting your mum
Really bad: Stabbing your mom with a fork
Why?-worthy: While you’re at it, beating another woman with a frozen chicken!


Meet Frederick McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, Michigan, who was arraigned in Jackson county courtroom with two felony assaults, one of which is "assault with chicken":

"He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused to give him money, and then, an hour later, he attacked a neighbor woman with a chicken," Jackson County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Mark Blumer told the Ann Arbor news.

A short time later, he encountered two other women talking on the sidewalk on Woodbridge Street. The woman said he said something nasty to them and hit one of them over the head with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.

From: Click! Click! Click!

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3 year old Stripper in Training?

Well...this little girl is shaking her butt for the on-lookers, but what really turns my stomach is that they even "make it rain" on her.....this is just so inappropriate, its even difficult to watch....im hoping its just a cultural exchange that i don't understand?

Personally i find this video somewhat tragic, but thankfully towards the end it appears that her Father does not approve (why is he the only one?) and puts a stop to the "show".

I bet her mumma bought her these rediculous baby shoes when she was an infant:

HEELARIOUS HEELS - "BABIES FIRST HEELS"

(Sadly) Available here: Click! Click! Click!

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Amy Winehouse sings racist chant on home video!

I know i can't shock you with the wild and crazy antic of Amy Crackhouse.....but todays home video of Amy singing Racist chants in the midst of a crack binge was just too much for me!

The song, which is reportedly a chant used by Nazi Skinheads - started off with the words, "Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! ... And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!"

The full report is here: Click! Click! Click!

You can view the video here: Click! Click! Click!

Of course....she later apologised, also on video: Click! Click! Click!

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Out of control 10 year old kid SLAPS his own Mother!!

Dr. Phil recently featured Wendy and her 10-year-old son Noah. Ever since her young daughter passed away from cancer, Noah has been out of control. He has even called CPS and told them she was abusing him.

In the clip below, Noah slaps his mum in the face! The woman must be on a 10-minute delay because it's like she doesn't realize that he even slapped her! WTF!?!?

Noah and Latarian Milton should hook up so they can go and do "hood rat stuff" together.

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The Most Bizarre Mugshots EVER!

Loads more after the jump......

Dion Milam: Murder

Anna Clifford: erratic driving



Matthew Gibeault: Possession of Drug Paraphernalia















Denise Dean: multitude of charges



Curtis Lichter: Burglary



Elijah Payne: Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Kidnapping




Mary Reaves: Obtaining Property with a Worthless Check



Robert McDonald: Theft



Jon Paul Matterson: Driving Under the Influence



Elaine Vengen: Trespassing



Rosa Judith Vazquez: Battery and Criminal Mischief



Carlton Davis: Theft



Susan Creecy: Sexual Battery on a Victim Under 12



Deborah Smith: Theft



Christine Aquilina: Aggravated Stalking


From: Oddee.com

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More "Hood Rat Stuff" from 7-year-old Latarian Milton

Last month we posted about 7-year-old Latarian Milton who likes to do "hood rat stuff with his friends" (who smoke with Cigarettes! LOL). He stole his Grandmothers Car and went on a rampaging Joyride!

Well this young tearaway is making headlines once again, this time for allegedly beating her up inside a Wal-Mart Store after she refused to buy him some chicken wings.

Story after the jump!



Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.

According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway.

Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.

“He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” Stratford said.

Stratford told WPBF that Milton hit her stomach, legs and “wherever he could reach me.”

Riviera Beach police picked up Milton from his home and took him to an area hospital for a mental health evaluation Monday afternoon, WPBF reported. The 7-year-old can be held for up to 72 hours while he is evaluated by mental health officials.

Stratford said that she believes Milton’s problems are due to a bad atmosphere with his parents.

“I know what causes the behavior, cause all he’s ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things, and I don’t want him to continue in this direction so I’m doing the best I can to get him the help,” she told WPBF. [continue reading]

Via: Crunk&Disordely

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Steve Eats the things you NEVER would!

Steve eats all the digusting things you would never (want to) try!!

He experiments making prison wine, drinking his wifes breast milk. He eats "infected corn", doggy treats and many other delicacies you would'nt give your worst enemy to eat!!


He says of the "infected corn":

I guess it would be fair to say it doesn't taste as truly horrible as it looks. The flavor is elusive and difficult to describe, but I'll try:"Kinda yucky." Hey, that wasn't so hard after all. (Sometimes I forget I'm a goddamn wordsmith.)

For any connoisseurs, I'm not sure if this stuff would go better with red wine or white. How about with a bottle of Bactine? I've always found that goes great with infections.

You can view ALL of the nasty stuff he has eaten here: Click! Click! Click!

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There are times when a thong is just not appropriate!

Like........



When its on the outside......


When its on the football pitch.............

When it's trying to escape...............

When its on sideways..........


When its getting a bear hug...................


When your armpits touch it.................

When its holding you together....................


And finally.......WHEN YOUR BACK FROM THE GRAVE..........


Taken from: Amyoops

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Meet "Licasso" the Artist who paints with his TONGUE!

First we brought to you "Pricasso" the artist who painted with his Penis!

Today lets meet 30 year old Ani K aka "Licasso" - This guy paints with his TONGUE!

Hes says:

"First, I tried with my nose but not­iced others were already doing it. I thought of giving my tongue a try and succeeded,"

"A few newspapers reported it. I got a good response. Then I made it a regular practice."

Ani devised his technique last year, after seeing another artist paint using his foot.

When he first started, he got severe head and body aches every time he tried to use his tongue. He was sick because of the pungent fumes but has grown immune to the effects, he claimed.

ALL IN THE NAME OF ART..........

Video (Its so weird): Click! Click! Click!

Source: Metro

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