This is Australian artist Tim Patch aka "Pricasso" - "The Worlds Greatest Penile Artist" ( a total nutjob if you ask me).......for a nominal fee this artistic dynamo will come to your party and paint portraits of everyone........using his willy.
He has painted portraits of some of the worlds most famous people including George Bush and the Queen of England.
Over at Afrojacks.com, they say:
"I know what your thinking, thats so gay. And you could be right. So if you're not into looking at this naked John Wayne with a paint brush, then you can send him a video of yourself and he'll do it up proper and send it back. Happy Mothers Day Mom!!...she never has to know."
For all the voyeurs out there you can check out the site here: Click! Click! Click
Or if you must, video can be found here: Click! Click! Click!