Did'nt hair patterns go out in 1995?

Is this taking support of Obama a little too far? I mean (judging by the back of his head) lil man is not old enough to understand the whole campaign trail thing anyway! So who put him up to this?

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Is this Rick Ross's number one fan? Well I guess he needs as many as he can get since the lastest allegations that have been treading the rumor mill!!

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Even though this hair style is ridiculous i guess lil man does get creativity points for the beard part of his 'do! LMAO

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Now here's a Psychic you can definatly trust

With such a full and convincing head of hair how could you not?

Check out his website here: Click! Click! Click!

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Unbelievably Uncombable Hair Syndrome

Yes Uncombable hair syndrome is a real affliction, i did'nt make it up! But like you, when i saw it....i giggled, well up until i realised that is was REAL and that some people really do suffer with this....so you can stop giggling now!

So i present to you the horrors of UNCOMBABLE HAIR SYNDROME

So it is in fact a genetic syndrome. Apparently it affects (among other things) the cross-sectional shape of each hair, making it triangular or kidney-shaped instead of round. This causes hair that has the consistency of spun glass--and in fact, that's one of the common names of this syndrome, "spun glass hair". It's also called ectodermal dysplasmia, pili trianguli et canaliculi, loose anagen hair syndrome, Bork Syndrome, and a host of other things as well.

And apparently it's a soft indicator that there may be some other genetic issues that are more serious. Still, I'm just immature enough to be unable to stifle a snicker when I read the following, in a serious academic paper(pdf):

The hair is normal in quantity, and is usually silvery-blond or straw-colored. The hair stands out from the scalp, and its wild disorerly appearance totally resists any effort to control it with brush or comb.

Of course, there is some good news:

The eyebrows and eyelashes are normal.

And even better news:

In later childhood a considerable degree of spontaneous improvement may occur.

At least the young man in the picture has normal eyebrows ay! Thats gotta be better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper?

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Brangelina haven't a clue what to do with poor Zahara's "Black person" Hair!

Brad Pitt was quoted saying "I have trouble with Zahara's BLACK PERSON HAIR"

Black person hair?

LMAO

That's PC gone mad...

.....as her hair progressivly gets nappier and nappier

Click read more to view the various stages of nappyness....someone please buy Ange a tub of blue magic and a hot comb! LOL




This pic was taken just yesterday(May 11th).....wait for the close up!



BLAM! Zahara is working the "nappy-roots" look! LOL




Pics from:Offyourchestnow

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Ever wondered what Amy's hair really looks like?

Its a shame I'm posting about Amy twice in 1 day with nothing good to say........trully saddens me.....ok I'm over it.

Feast your eyes on Amy's real bonnet




Yes this is the same place outside the studio!

Keep the Amy flow on?
Amy fashion?
Amy baby sits
Amy cut-eye of death
Amy skin care required?

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R Kelly takes his Hair Braiding REALLY SERIOUSLY!

To coincide with his single “Hair Braider,” R.Kelly has created a website dedicated to fans who want to showcase their braid designs.

OMG! This shit is so 1997!

.......Viewers can rate the coif creations from “straight back wack” to “lookin’ like spaghetti.”

I have no words for this...........

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Monstrosities of Tanning

Tanorexic, a definition:

A person addicted to tanning; the disorder in which people may feel that they NEED to be tanned.

Much like anorexia (the root word) tanorexic people are both mentally and physically addicted to tanning.

Physical addiction: UVA rays can give the feeling of euphoria or a natural "high" similar to the euphoric feeling experienced after exercising.

As a tribute to those suffering from this terrible affliction, i have put together a collection of the worst tanning monstrositys known to man........brace yourself.....ill start you off gently.....

Picture collection after the jump....















Wait for it.....I saved the best until last..........

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Get your Korean Afro perm right here!!!

The latest rage in Korea is the "reverse perm" or afro perm and i must say - the results are quite striking but I still cant help asking myself........WHY????

...... make your own judgement - HOT OR NOT??

UPDATE* This hairdo is apparently commonly known as a "Reggae perm"

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Dreadlocks or shitlocks????

Ewwww.......i can smell them from here!

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Dude has got a FIVEHEAD!!

Fashion designer Jack Mass.....bringing Alien Nation to reality.


Anyone care to explain why his dome is lighter than the rest of his face? looks like he been tanning with a condom round his head! LMAO

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Does Amy Winehouse need a facial or something?

Gosh....i stumbled upon this picture of Amy this morning...and boy oh boy WTF is happening to her? I recommend some clinique emergency mask on that boat race......

Oh and a bit of Savlon for those arm scratches she obviously recieved while in the garden pruning her roses.


While on the subject of the stunning Amy Winehouse.....click here to predict her death: click! click! click! (kinda sick i know...but you can win an Ipod Touch, so, so what ay?)

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Latoya Jackson...what is she?

My earlier post on Jermaine Jackson got me thinking and i found these before and after plastic surgery pics of his sister latoya:

BEFORE......

AFTER......

All I can say is..........

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Jermaine Jacksons "Lawn Hair"

Can someone please tell me why and how Jermaine Jackson's hair looks like a well manicured garden lawn? Did he slick that shit down with tar? Sure looks like it! Matter of fact he looks like you could turn him upside down and sweep those tumbleweeds right off your laminate flooring......Broom hair!

I wont mention the leathery face.......

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