Introducing the Home DNA/Paternity testing kit
Yes folks.....now you can find out whos da baby daddy from the comfort of your own home! Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to actually go to a shop and buy this? If you're a woman you might as well wear your "Im a slag" T-shirt when you go to cop it! I mean, no woman of a high moral standing would ever actually need one of these kits would she? Think about it......
The DNA test costs $29.95 and it contains a swab, a consent form and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from baby, mommy and possible daddy. You then mail the swab to a lab for an additional $119. It takes 3 to 5 business days to get your results by mail, email or their online service.
Personally, if i ever needed this kit, id much rather hear it from Jerry while being watched by millions of viewers....its just sounds so much more official! LOL