Michael Phelps is a sore......Winner!

Winning isn't everything. Sometimes the greatest thing about winning is making other people feel bad about not winning. Michael Phelps may not know what not winning feels like, but he sure knows how to rub his victories in his opponents' faces.

LFMAO

From: Magichugs.com

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COCAINE IS A HELLAVA DRUG: JoJo from Jodeci Passes out on stage IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG!

JODECI:

FROM THIS:



TO THIS:

I have seen this splashed all over the net so i guess im really posting it for the benefit of those who have'nt seen it and the fact that I am a DIE HARD Jodeci fan!

Ok so JoJo and K-Ci are on the stage singing at the Jodeci reunion tour in Australia and then from nowhere JOJO JUST PASSES THE FUCK OUT! MID SONG!

But what really gets me is how the big bodyguard looking dude AND K-Ci just act like this shit is "normal"

*smh*

You gotta see it to believe it, the dramatic fall out is at about the 1:48 mark

COCAINE IS A HELLAVA DRUG



Hit "READ MORE" to hear K-Ci's "excuses" (radio interview) about what happened. Oh! and you gotta check out what my baby Devante (swoon) has gone and done to himself!





Lord give me strength! Devante went and put a tattoo ON HIS FACE!

He's gone from.....


The flyness

To Cracktastic!



COCAINE IS A HELLAVA DRUG......

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Celebs in Poundland!!

If your not familiar with "Poundland" it probably means you do not live in the UK, in America i think they call similar shops "Dollar Stores". Basically they are shops full of cheap crappy stuff that costs £1 or $1.

We all know celebs like to endorse all kinds of shit, but something tells me no one gave permission for their images to be used on the following "Poundland" pieces of crap....

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THE "OLSEN TWINS" VEST

"ROB LOWE'S" DREADLOCK WIG

"ANGELINA JOLIES" WAIST TRIMMING HOOP THINGY

"JENNIFER ANISTON" FISHNET TIGHTS

THE "KATIE HOLMES" MP3 PLAYER

"MISHCA BARTON" PANTIES

(My fave!) THE "GEORGE BUSH" DIRTY OLD MAN FANCY DRESS COSTUME

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Meet Yoda, the cat with FOUR Ears!

Im so sorry for the lack of posts this past week or so, ive been up to my eyeballs with flu, work and personal crap. But all is ok and I'm back with a vengence!!

So here we have "Yoda" the four-earred cat. He was actually born like this and was adopted by a Chicago couple 2 years ago.

His owner Valerie (below) is paranoid that someone is going to try and pussynap Yoda, so she always keeps him indoors. Good thinking, he might scare babies and children! lol

From: Daily Mail Online

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Drugs - Still the best way to lose weight!

I was suffering from withdrawal from my fave drug....Amy Winehouse! (lol), i have'nt had anything really f*cked up to write about her for some time now....hmmm i'm not even sure if that is a good or bad thing?

So i happened to stumble upon this "before" pic of Amy...now lets look at the shocking decline......

GOING.......

GOING......


GONE!
EVEN MORE GONE!


FUCKED!

Pics Via: Skirmisher.org

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Man gets "stuck" having sex with a....BENCH!

Last Sunday in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

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Lets take a look at all of China's OLYMPIC FAKERY so far........

China really has excelled themselves with the "magical fakery" that has come to light (so dam) early on into the Olympic games, which is being held in China's Capital Beijing....

Lets start with the stunning “fencing off” [photo above] to hide the country’s unsettling urban underbelly, China’s hosted Olympics has got to be the best fake Olympics ever......

Lets look at more amazing magical fakery.....

Next there was the scandal behind the singing of the national anthem at the opening ceremony. Billions of viewers worldwide were mesmerised by the cute little chinese girl (on the right of the picture) belting out the song with a "perfect" voice.

But it was in fact the girl on the left who had sang the song and pre-recorded it, the "prettier" version was merely lip-syncing the whole thing!

The girl who actually sang the song, Yang Peiyi was apparently not attractive enough for the ceremonies and did not meet their standards of “perfection.”

"I don't see anything wrong with it, if everybody concerned agrees," said Wang Wei, of the organising committee.

Nonetheless, the story had disappeared from several leading Chinese news websites on Wednesday, including that of the broadcaster which broke the story.

Video: Click! Click! Click!

THE OPENING FIREWORKS

Apparently the folks at the Olympics thought it was too dangerous for helicopters to film the actual fireworks at the stadium during the opening ceremonies, so they used pre-recorded, computer-generated fireworks. I think that, just like the fake voice-over above, they decided that the “perfect” image the rest of the world should see, is one they could'nt really create......

*smh*

Wait! theres much more.....


Olympic organisers admitted today that they are using volunteers to fill swathes of empty seats at competition venues as concerns grow at the failure of ticket holders to attend events.

There have also been large numbers of yellow-shirted "cheerleaders" present at some events, recruited to create an atmosphere and to prevent the embarrassing spectacle of empty seats appearing on television.

At the Capital Gymnasium earlier this week there were three blocks of several hundred yellow-shirted spectators cheering loudly for Venezuela as they took on the USA at volleyball.

Yesterday, organisers claimed that the cheerleaders were in fact spectators, but today Wang Wei, vice-president of Bocog, conceded that they had been recruited by venue managers to fill seats.



Probably the most heinous fakery going on right now has to do with the ages of two girls competing on the Chinese women’s gymnastics team.

Two 14, I mean, 16 year old girls on the team, He Kexin and Jiang Yuyuan are supposedly of age, but records indicate that they are probably as young as 14 years old. China produced passports for the two children which show them to be 16 years old. Of course, birth certificates are unavailable, but even they would be incredibly easy to fake as well. There is a huge advantage to having young gymnasts - they are much smaller, and thus able to perform more dangerous techniques and, unfortunately, far more willing to perform those techniques despite the risk.



Even the weather has been faked in China during Olympics. Over 1000 rockets were fired into the clouds to keep the rain from coming down during the opening ceremonies. The controversial technique of firing silver iodide crystals was the largest known effort in the history of mankind to prevent rain. It seemed to work, as the event went off flawlessly.


I think all this fakery brings about the big question — WHAT IS THE REAL CHINA REALLY LIKE?

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