The Game is sooooo WEIRD!

Ok I'm gonna get a little unsavoury this afternoon …..I read this a long time ago in an American magazine called Ozone (Groupie Confessions):

FORMER G-UNIT MEMBER, THE GAME

Ozone: How did you meet The Game?
Groupie: He stripped at this club I used to go to every weekend evening. I was like a regular and we talked and everything. And after the deal that made me attracted to him. So I decided to actually call the number he gave me and surprisingly it was still in service but he didn't answer. He called me back some months later and we hooked up to do what we do.

Ozone: How was he in bed?
Groupie: When it came down to it he was good. He was in and out my pussy and my ass. It was just wonderful. But he did some shit that creeped me the fuck out. Everytime he was about to bust a nut, he would scream, "I'M TRANSFORMING!" I didn't understand what the hell he was talking about until after we were finish and he wrapped himself up in the cover like a dumbass and said when he unwraps he'll be a butterfly. I didn't stick around to see if that would happen.

Ozone: Do you still talk to him?
Groupie: Hell no. And now that he has all the world on his ass I don't want to talk to him. He left a few messages on my phone though sayin, "Bitch You can Suck My Dick."

Then about a month later I saw this:

MAKE WHAT YOU WILL OF IT FOLKS (TEE HEE)

He promptly covered it up with this:

And tried to explain his actions here: click! Click! Click!

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And the best "cut-eye of death" goes to.......

LOL - Now heres a post that i really dont need to ask WHY (for a change)..........

I found this today and all i can say is THANK YOU LITTLE GIRL FOR MAKING MY WEDNESDAY BRIGHTER!


On the topic of cut-eye champions......i had to dig this one out of the archives - WHAT A CLASSIC!

LMFAO


Oh, in support of our cut-eye champions, click here for a Bush speech generator and feel free to send me your creations!! LOL'S

MAKE YOUR OWN BUSH SPEECH click! click! click!

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Lets talk about (FUGLY) face tatoos

Why must rap stars and (fading) black celebrities do this to themselves. I mean do any of them actually look good? Ok, who has the best/worst face tattoo and why?

MIKE TYSON - THE ORIGINATOR?

LIL WAYNE (WHEEZY)

THE GAME

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Jermaine Jacksons "Lawn Hair"

Can someone please tell me why and how Jermaine Jackson's hair looks like a well manicured garden lawn? Did he slick that shit down with tar? Sure looks like it! Matter of fact he looks like you could turn him upside down and sweep those tumbleweeds right off your laminate flooring......Broom hair!

I wont mention the leathery face.......

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LIL KIM REALLY HAS LOST THE PLOT!!!

Brace yourself people!! Here we have Lil Kim in probably the most worrying state you have seen her in so far....CHECK IT OUT BELOW!!

Words fail me...............

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EntreCard "Best Post" Contest - 500 EC TO BE WON!

Its Entrecard contest time again!

This time around we are giving away 500 EC Credits to the winner!

Ok heres how the contest goes……

Below are a list of 10 of our most popular posts. Simply view the posts and decide which you think is the best of the bunch.

Next, send an email by clicking here: Click! Click! Click!

And be sure to include the following:

1. The title of the post that you are voting for
2. Your Entrecard ID or e-mail address that should receive the credits
3. The name and URL of your blog or site (for winner announcement)
4. E-mail subject: Best Post Contest

The contest will close on Monday 11th August 2008 and the winner will be informed and announced within 48hrs of the closing date. The winner will be chosen at random from the entries that voted for the winning post (the post that receives the most votes). If there is a tie, the credits will be split between winners. The post that receives the most votes will also be showcased on the front page after the contest has ended. You can also contact the above email address if you have any questions.
GOOD LUCK!

Our TOP TEN most popular posts:

1. McDonalds Menu's from around the world
2. Get your Korean Afro Perm Right Here!
3. Woman with the worlds biggest natural boobs
4. The most dangerous beach in the world!
5. The Bling Report - 10 most bizarre Bling
6. Monstrosities of Tanning
7. The Mixed Race Relationship Cookie
8. Most bizarre mugshots ever!
9. The news is always on point....I mean they never make mistakes right?......Wrong!
10. Inapropriate Toys
    

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ABOUT THEWHYFILE

Welcome to THEWHYFILE!

Thewhyfile is the brainchild of Joyfalula. Joyfalula started the blog to share the hilarity and shock-factor of some of the amazing finds stumbled across on the internet, on a daily basis. Also hoping to hear a broad range of views on some of the more controversial items posted on the blog, and always saying what others may think but are perhaps not brave enough to say!

Fellow question master and creative blogger SimpleSimon also provides hilarity and “why-factor” for your viewing pleasure. SimpleSimon provides a humorus yet informative opinion on a wide range of subjects, often taking a light hearted approach to some potentially 'sensitive' issues. SimpleSimon likes you to think about posts long after you've read them.......

We showcase all the weird and wacky pictures, videos, links and topical news stories we find all over the net that make you think….WHY?...or

“OMG”
“WTF”
“WHY ON EARTH?”
“HOW DID THEY DO THAT?”
“THAT’S AMAZING!”
“SHOCKING!”

I’m sure you get the idea!

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*We love controversy! And implore you to submit any links, pictures, videos, or anything else that made you go “hmmmm”……credit will always be given to the original finder (or their blog/site), so feel free to email us your submissions!

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