Amy winehouse's shenanigans at Glastonbury & Nelson Mandela's Birthday Party......

I can never tire of our favourite crack-head's antics! Today i have an all new, in depth look at the madnesses of Amy's performances at Nelson Mandela's Birthday concert and also at the Glastonbury Festival.....

As Amy took to the stage at Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Concert, Amy was not going to miss the opportunity to make a plea for her Blake Incarcerated. While singing "Free Nelson Mandela" during the finale, Amy changed the words to, “Free Blakey my fella.” only Cracked out Amy would have the nerve to pull that shit! She probably got the cut eye of death from Mr Mandela!


Theres video of that performance here: Click! Click! Click!

Ok, so the following day she performed at the Glastonbury Festival. During her (shakey) rendition of "Rehab" she mingled amung the front row of the crowd and then proceeded to ELBOW and PUNCH a fan......

Aparently he tried to grab her breast or her bee-hive....conflicting reports.......

VIDEO....


Hmmmm.....ANGRY! Well at least Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break things up! LOL

Next Amy went on to call Kanye West a C*unt during one of her songs.....

Below is the video of Wino singing "I'm not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee." It's at the 2-minute mark.....you gotta give it to her...Amy knows how to entertain!




Kanye West actually responded on HIS BLOG....but all he said was this:



Bad reports aside.....don't you think shes looking a little better? Well at least compared to this: Click! Click! Click!

Amy arriving at Mandela's Concert

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The Doody Family is UK's #1 Fan of Faggots!

"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots!

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned "The Faggot Family" in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.



The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November....

Fans of faggots also created this book which you can view by clicking on the picture!

Quick Faggot facts:
Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork

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Assault with CHICKEN!

Bad: Assaulting your mum
Really bad: Stabbing your mom with a fork
Why?-worthy: While you’re at it, beating another woman with a frozen chicken!


Meet Frederick McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, Michigan, who was arraigned in Jackson county courtroom with two felony assaults, one of which is "assault with chicken":

"He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused to give him money, and then, an hour later, he attacked a neighbor woman with a chicken," Jackson County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Mark Blumer told the Ann Arbor news.

A short time later, he encountered two other women talking on the sidewalk on Woodbridge Street. The woman said he said something nasty to them and hit one of them over the head with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.

From: Click! Click! Click!

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Frozen Restaurant Prank!

Charlie Todd of Improv Everywhere, did this stunt at a suburban Taco Bell Grand Opening in America. The facial expressions of the unsuspecting lunchtime crowd when 40 performers just froze mid-slurp and mid-bite are pure halarity!





The same folks also did this "Meet a Black guy" stunt, where a black guy opened a stand in Aspen, Colorado, where the population is 94.9% white and just 0.44% black.....

You can view the video here: Click! Click! Click!

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Grandmother Jailed for Beating Lesbian Grandaughter!

If you found your daughter in bed with another girl, what would you do? Check out what a 61-year-old grandma did to her 16-year-old granddaughter....



Police said a 61-year-old Reading woman beat her 16-year-old granddaughter severely after finding her in bed with another girl. Joyce Beddell is charged with aggravated and simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and endangering the welfare of a child.

Here’s an account from investigators:

The granddaughter had just finished having sex with another 16-year-old girl and was in an upstairs bedroom. Beddell walked in and found them together.

The neighborhood girl ran out of the house to her nearby home while Beddell was beating her granddaughter with the cane.

Neighbors said they saw Beddell leave the house a short time later. She was accompanied by her limping granddaughter. The two of them went to the other girl’s house to tell her mother what they had been doing.

Beddell returned to her home with her granddaughter and continued to beat her with a belt. Police were called to the house to investigate a report of child abuse.

The girl had noticeable injuries to her legs, and police took her to the hospital.

Beddell told police that she had done nothing wrong and said she should have been allowed to discipline her granddaughter as she saw fit.

Hmmmm i guess Granny didnt have to beat her so hard but i do beleive any child should be disciplined for having sex (regardless of sexual orientation) within thier parents/guardian home. Granny is just old school and i beleive that even if she is handed a hefty jail sentence she will still beleive that she handled this in the correct manner....

Im excited to hear your thoughts!

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Do not sit next to someone so disgusting!

This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "You obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available."

The hostess went away; then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class.I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued. "It is unusual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting."

She turned to the black guy & said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class."

At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up and applauded.

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SUNDAY LINK SOUP

Disney has some seriously dubious characters, heres an indept look: 9 MOST RACIST DISNEY CHARACTERS

A T-Shirt made entirely from sweaty armpit stains! Ewwww: THE ARMPIT SHIRT

The pen that will always be returned: BORROW MY PEN?

Bierstick Lets You Chug Beer At 1 Can Per Second: BIERSTICK

Pharell designs really weird chair: THE PERSPECTIVE CHAIR

Sesame Street Great Art Parodies: GREAT ART SESAME ST STYLE

Lily McElroy throws herself at men....litterally!: LILY MCELROY

Man charged with assualt with a deadly weapon....for spitting!: CAN SPIT BE A DEADLY WEAPON?

How to use an indian toilet: PLACE FEET FIRMLY ON EACH SIDE

When body buiding and steroids go too far: MAN MOUNTAINS

Edible Chocolate Assholes:EDIBLE ANUS

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