Friday, 18 April 2008

Just what we needed! A plastic Surgery book for Kids!

A Florida plastic surgeon, Dr. Michael Salzhauer, is putting out a children's book that explains why mummy has new tits, nose and a stretched out face. Dr. Michael wrote the book, because a lot of his patients didn't know how to talk to their kids about their "new look."

Newsweek writes:

My Beautiful Mommy is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: 'You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.' Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie Doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist"

Naturally, it has a happy ending: mommy winds up "even more" beautiful than before, and her daughter is thrilled.

Are there chapters called: "Why can't mummy move her fucking face?!" or "Why did that lady call mummy a plastic slut?"


Anonymous said...

Or why is mommy so terrified of naked flames....or how come grandmas tits move but mommys never?

Ben said...

or "Who are all these men in the house before daddy gets home?"

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