A Florida plastic surgeon, Dr. Michael Salzhauer, is putting out a children's book that explains why mummy has new tits, nose and a stretched out face. Dr. Michael wrote the book, because a lot of his patients didn't know how to talk to their kids about their "new look."
My Beautiful Mommy is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: 'You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.' Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie Doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist"
Naturally, it has a happy ending: mommy winds up "even more" beautiful than before, and her daughter is thrilled.
Are there chapters called: "Why can't mummy move her fucking face?!" or "Why did that lady call mummy a plastic slut?"
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Or why is mommy so terrified of naked flames....or how come grandmas tits move but mommys never?
or "Who are all these men in the house before daddy gets home?"
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